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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,889thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,312thMost Primitive: 5,069th
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Capital AL

Population6.42 billion


The United States of Capital AL is a colossal, orderly nation, renowned for its fear of technology, public floggings, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.42 billion Germans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, with Defense, Healthcare, and Public Transport also on the agenda, while Welfare and Administration are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 11.9%.

The strong Capital ALian economy, worth 446 trillion euros a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Pizza Delivery, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 69,607 euros, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 228,273 per year while the poor average 15,930, a ratio of 14.3 to 1.

Children need to wear helmets and safety harnesses before mounting a carousel horse, it is said that a Capital ALian woman's work is never done, hand-to-hand combat experience is udderly essential for all dairy ranchers, and the well-to-do in The Democratic Republic are never on time for important appointments. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem. Capital AL's national animal is the squirrel, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Capital AL is ranked 190,868th in the world and 138th in The Democratic Republic for Least Corrupt Governments, with 91.05 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,889thTop
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 3,312thMost Primitive: 5,069thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 7,591stMost Rebellious Youth: 8,174thMost Avoided: 8,196thTop
Largest Insurance Industry: 18,482ndMost Influential: 21,430thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 22,927th
Most Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionTop
Most Avoided: 3rd in the regionMost Influential: 4th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 6th in the regionTop
Most Armed: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9th in the regionLargest Populations: 9th in the regionMost Stationary: 9th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 10th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 10th in the regionLargest Black Market: 11th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 14th in the region

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