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Highest Crime Rates: 3,505thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,819thHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,686th
The Community of
Capitalist Paradise
Your government is doing its best.
Influence
Instigator
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Capichous

Population2.137 billion

CapitalFunpark Xtremia
LeaderTackicanky
FaithAutredorcity

Currencydollarydoo
Animalswharchenagnt

The Community of Capichous is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Tackicanky with an even hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, smutty television, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 2.137 billion Capi Chaps are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Funpark Xtremia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Capi-Chappy economy, worth 244 trillion dollarydoos a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Tourism, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is an impressive 114,548 dollarydoos, with the richest citizens earning 8.0 times as much as the poorest.

Whales in captivity live in little more than glorified goldfish bowls, arbitrary election rules are considered sacrosanct, proper policy proposals prerequire professional peer-reviewed papers, and the moral worth of national allies is judged by their GDP. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Capichous's national animal is the swharchenagnt, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Autredorcity.

Capichous is ranked 260,416th in the world and 4th in Ballambian islands for Most Stationary, with 14.86146271088 days.

Top
5%
Highest Crime Rates: 3,505thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,819thHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,686thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5,831stRudest Citizens: 6,264thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6,804thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 7,386thLargest Retail Industry: 8,699thFattest Citizens: 9,541stMost Valuable International Artwork: 9,962ndTop
10%
Most Rebellious Youth: 15,260thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 19,509thMost Avoided: 21,846thMost Cheerful Citizens: 24,791stLargest Agricultural Sector: 25,330thMost Inclusive: 25,565th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Capichous's influence in Ballambian islands rose from "Contender" to "Instigator".
  • : Capichous's influence in Ballambian islands rose from "Negotiator" to "Contender".
  • : Capichous's influence in Ballambian islands rose from "Auxiliary" to "Negotiator".
  • : Capichous's influence in Ballambian islands rose from "Ambassador" to "Auxiliary".
  • : Capichous's influence in Ballambian islands rose from "Diplomat" to "Ambassador".
  • : Capichous's influence in Ballambian islands rose from "Envoy" to "Diplomat".
  • : Following new legislation in Capichous, the moral worth of national allies is judged by their GDP.
  • : Following new legislation in Capichous, proper policy proposals prerequire professional peer-reviewed papers.
  • : Following new legislation in Capichous, arbitrary election rules are considered sacrosanct.
  • : Following new legislation in Capichous, whales in captivity live in little more than glorified goldfish bowls.

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