The Queen's State of Cape Nichols is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 30.886 billion Cape Nicholsians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is dominated by the Department of Welfare, although Industry, Spirituality, and Education are also considered important, while Law & Order and Social Policy receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.6%.

The very strong Cape Nicholsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,622 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Soda Sales. Average income is 52,533 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 357,165 per year while the poor average 2,822, a ratio of 126 to 1.

Leather-clad individuals can be seen walking their slaves in public parks, government officials frequently cut taxes as a distraction from antics with their secretaries, fur coats have become the latest fashion trend, and foreigners are treated with great suspicion. Crime is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Cape Nichols's national animal is the deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Cape Nichols is ranked 289,869^th in the world and 8^th in Republic of South Africa for Lowest Crime Rates, with 31.85 law-abiding acts per hour.