The Gweriniaeth of Canovium is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Glyndŵr with an even hand, and notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, daily referendums, and national health service. The compassionate, humorless population of 11.379 billion Canovas are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Maes-teg. The average income tax rate is 93.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Canoviumian economy, worth a remarkable 1,559 trillion Credyds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, highly specialized black market in Information Technology, Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 137,083 Credyds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Glyndŵr's speeches are beloved by insomniacs, the nation's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas, the mining industry is making inroads into environmentally sensitive areas, and new Canoviumian taxis are fitted with server racks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Canovium's national animal is the Ddraig, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cristnogaeth.

Canovium is ranked 213,665^th in the world and 895^th in Europe for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 1.75 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.