by Max Barry

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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,748th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,033rd Largest Black Market: 3,111th
The Quaker Democracy of
Father Knows Best State
Oatmeal Creme Pies are gifts from God
The Most Holiest Quaker Man
WA Delegate / Bundeskanzler
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population6.08 billion

LeaderThe Most Holiest Quaker Man
FaithQuaker Oats


The Quaker Democracy of Cannula is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by The Most Holiest Quaker Man with an iron fist, and notable for its smutty television, ubiquitous missile silos, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.08 billion Quakers are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Education, Public Transport, and Industry also on the agenda, while Social Policy and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oatsville. The average income tax rate is 78.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Cannulan economy, worth 959 trillion Oats a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 157,860 Oats, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

The canal flows through the land like a twisty turny thing, a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League, tourists avoid using the nation's bugged phones and monitored internet, and there's stiff competition in the medical marketplace. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cannula's national animal is the llama, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Quaker Oats.

Cannula is ranked 9,000th in the world and 8th in Westfalen Westphalia for Healthiest Citizens, with 13.8 Bananas Ingested Per Day.

Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,748thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,033rdLargest Black Market: 3,111thMost Devout: 3,565thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,632ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,791stMost Corrupt Governments: 5,261stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,368thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,123rdTop
Healthiest Citizens: 9,000thHighest Average Incomes: 10,881stLargest Governments: 11,065thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,067thMost Influential: 12,132ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 12,151stLowest Crime Rates: 12,493rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,813thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 13,010thHighest Average Tax Rates: 13,816thMost Subsidized Industry: 14,001stMost Efficient Economies: 14,026thHighest Economic Output: 14,630th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Devout: 3rd in the region

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