by Max Barry

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Most Developed: 272nd Best Weather: 334th Longest Average Lifespans: 398th
The Free State of
New York Times Democracy
You are free, even to not be free
Barack O'Llama
Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
World Benchmark

Overview Factbook People Government Economy Rank Trend

The Free State of Cannibaland is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Barack O'Llama with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 4.992 billion Cannibals enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dystopia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 76.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Cannibalandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,292 trillion Benneths a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 258,825 Benneths, with the richest citizens earning 6.0 times as much as the poorest.

The poor are often seen pale and dizzy after selling their blood to make ends meet, Cannibaland successfully hosted the Forest Olympics, Cannibaland has one of the largest offshore wind farms in the world, and the Cannibalandian Intelligence Agency relies on internet search engines to know what is happening overseas. Crime is totally unknown. Cannibaland's national animal is the Llama, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Cannibaland is ranked 10,794th in the world and 64th in Forest for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 3,999.01 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

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Most Developed: 272ndBest Weather: 334thLongest Average Lifespans: 398thLeast Corrupt Governments: 444thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 490thMost Beautiful Environments: 491stMost Secular: 512thHealthiest Citizens: 603rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 625thSafest: 789thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 797thLargest Publishing Industry: 840thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,028thSmartest Citizens: 1,331stMost Cultured: 1,346thMost Pacifist: 1,597thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 2,030thNicest Citizens: 2,359thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,373rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,432ndLowest Crime Rates: 2,488thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,641stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,654thMost Inclusive: 2,815thLargest Governments: 3,598thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,745thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,816thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,909thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,577thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,045thMost Efficient Economies: 5,327thMost Influential: 5,537thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,256thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,309thHighest Economic Output: 7,935thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,999thTop
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 10,133rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,794thMost Politically Free: 13,065th
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 7th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9th in the regionMost Developed: 10th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 11th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 12th in the regionTop
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Most Secular: 13th in the regionSafest: 15th in the regionBest Weather: 15th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 16th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 17th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 18th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 18th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 18th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 21st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 21st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 21st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 22nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 24th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 24th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Cannibaland, the Cannibalandian Intelligence Agency relies on internet search engines to know what is happening overseas.
  • : Following new legislation in Cannibaland, Cannibaland has one of the largest offshore wind farms in the world.
  • : Following new legislation in Cannibaland, Cannibaland successfully hosted the Forest Olympics.
  • : Following new legislation in Cannibaland, the poor are often seen pale and dizzy after selling their blood to make ends meet.
  • : Following new legislation in Cannibaland, the Forestry Department has decided you really can't fight fire with fire.
  • : Cannibaland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • : Following new legislation in Cannibaland, the phrase 'spreading like wildfire' is no longer in the public lexicon.
  • : Following new legislation in Cannibaland, protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations.
  • : Following new legislation in Cannibaland, abortions are routinely performed in Cannibaland's hospitals.
  • : Following new legislation in Cannibaland, senior citizens can usually be found doing heavy manual labour.

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