The Tree State of Cannibaland is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Barack O'Llama with a fair hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, anti-smoking policies, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 13.186 billion Cannibals hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dystopia. The average income tax rate is 35.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Cannibalandian economy, worth a remarkable 4,552 trillion Benneths a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 345,215 Benneths, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government has declared its commitment to multilateralism, incidents involving lethal string attacks have gone way up, Barack O'Llama's used car is held together by bumper stickers that support the opposition, and cricket farmers use magnifying glasses to fit every member of their herd with tiny tracking tags. Crime is totally unknown. Cannibaland's national animal is the Llama, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Cannibaland is ranked 619^th in the world and 15^th in Forest for Highest Food Quality, scoring 349.61 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.