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Best Weather: 444th Longest Average Lifespans: 528th Least Corrupt Governments: 635th
The Free State of
New York Times Democracy
You are free, even to not be free
Barack O'Llama
Regional Influence
Truckler
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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The Free State of Cannibaland is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Barack O'Llama with a fair hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.896 billion Cannibals enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dystopia. The average income tax rate is 88.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Cannibalandian economy, worth 872 trillion Benneths a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 223,857 Benneths, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's industries are scrambling to switch to biodegradable plastics, the construction of massive skyscrapers seems to be the result of Cannibaland's mid-life crisis, no one born in Cannibaland can fix a leaky faucet, and people who have had childhood imaginary friends are told they can't ever be trusted with guns. Crime is totally unknown. Cannibaland's national animal is the Llama, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Cannibaland is ranked 90,260th in the world and 183rd in Renegade Islands Alliance for Largest Black Market, with 145 billion Standard Monetary Units.

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Best Weather: 444thLongest Average Lifespans: 528thLeast Corrupt Governments: 635thMost Secular: 641stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 722ndHealthiest Citizens: 735thMost Beautiful Environments: 776thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,077thSafest: 1,186thMost Developed: 1,264thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,309thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,381stTop
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Smartest Citizens: 1,861stMost Cultured: 1,976thMost Pacifist: 2,022ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,282ndNicest Citizens: 2,378thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,409thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,033rdLowest Crime Rates: 3,052ndHighest Average Incomes: 3,053rdMost Subsidized Industry: 3,232ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,418thMost Inclusive: 3,476thLargest Governments: 4,090thMost Influential: 4,120thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,143rdMost Advanced Public Education: 5,310thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,459thMost Efficient Economies: 5,650thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,220thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,851stMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,599thTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8,643rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,275thMost Politically Free: 12,064thHighest Economic Output: 12,133rdMost Stationary: 14,168thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14,856thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 15,438th
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Longest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 3rd in the regionSafest: 3rd in the regionTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 4th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 4th in the regionMost Developed: 5th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Cultured: 7th in the regionNicest Citizens: 7th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 7th in the regionMost Pacifist: 7th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8th in the regionLargest Governments: 8th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 8th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 8th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 9th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 10th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 10th in the regionMost Inclusive: 11th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 12th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 12th in the regionMost Stationary: 16th in the regionMost Influential: 17th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 19th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 21st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 22nd in the regionMost Politically Free: 23rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 25th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 26th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 30th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 35th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Cannibaland, people who have had childhood imaginary friends are told they can't ever be trusted with guns.
  • : Following new legislation in Cannibaland, no one born in Cannibaland can fix a leaky faucet.
  • : Following new legislation in Cannibaland, the construction of massive skyscrapers seems to be the result of Cannibaland's mid-life crisis.
  • : Cannibaland voted for the World Assembly Resolution "World Assembly Central Library Compact".
  • : Following new legislation in Cannibaland, the nation's industries are scrambling to switch to biodegradable plastics.
  • : Following new legislation in Cannibaland, tuba players are paid to quietly whisper into their instruments.
  • : Following new legislation in Cannibaland, school children are expected to know the names of all seven hundred native tribes and their cultural practices.
  • : Following new legislation in Cannibaland, inheritance tax has recently been abolished.
  • : Following new legislation in Cannibaland, stoned tourists don't tend to remember much about their holidays here.
  • : Following new legislation in Cannibaland, the government strictly regulates whale harvest quotas.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 9 » Tierra de Madre, Vectistan, Sudclers, Babylatia, Icthaleon, Scepez, Anarcha, The Kerguelen Archipelago, and Nicklebak.

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