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Most Developed: 307th Best Weather: 365th Longest Average Lifespans: 418th
The Free State of
Civil Rights Lovefest
You are free, even to not be free
Barack O'Llama
Regional Influence
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Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
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The Free State of Cannibaland is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Barack O'Llama with a fair hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 4.64 billion Cannibals hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dystopia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 77.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Cannibalandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,164 trillion Benneths a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an amazing 251,015 Benneths, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 728,016 per year while the poor average 68,547, a ratio of 10.6 to 1.

Citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes, Cannibaland is notorious for its citizens' infidelity, visions of giant pink Llamas are a common side effect after Cannibals eat their meals, and the endangered saltwater humpback Llama is only seen in captivity programs. Crime is totally unknown. Cannibaland's national animal is the Llama, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Cannibaland is ranked 150,979th in the world and 236th in Forest for Most Devout, with 2.6 Prayers Per Hour.

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Most Developed: 307thBest Weather: 365thLongest Average Lifespans: 418thLeast Corrupt Governments: 459thMost Secular: 469thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 552ndMost Beautiful Environments: 561stHealthiest Citizens: 628thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 786thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 845thSafest: 890thLargest Publishing Industry: 934thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,161stSmartest Citizens: 1,401stMost Cultured: 1,464thTop
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Most Pacifist: 1,954thHighest Average Incomes: 2,173rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,423rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,478thNicest Citizens: 2,534thLowest Crime Rates: 2,740thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,757thMost Inclusive: 2,810thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,999thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,164thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,683rdLargest Governments: 3,775thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,828thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,994thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,249thMost Efficient Economies: 5,323rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,670thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,870thTop
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 8,269thMost Influential: 8,689thHighest Economic Output: 8,739thMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,328thMost Politically Free: 10,741st
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 7th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10th in the regionMost Secular: 11th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 11th in the regionMost Developed: 12th in the regionTop
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Least Corrupt Governments: 13th in the regionBest Weather: 14th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 15th in the regionSafest: 16th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 18th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 18th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 20th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 20th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 20th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 21st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 22nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 24th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Cannibaland, the endangered saltwater humpback Llama is only seen in captivity programs.
  • : Following new legislation in Cannibaland, visions of giant pink Llamas are a common side effect after Cannibals eat their meals.
  • : Following new legislation in Cannibaland, Cannibaland is notorious for its citizens' infidelity.
  • : Following new legislation in Cannibaland, citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes.
  • : Following new legislation in Cannibaland, airport security is provided by private companies.
  • : Following new legislation in Cannibaland, the new national mascot has to be wheeled onto the field of play.
  • : Following new legislation in Cannibaland, libraries have replaced overdue book fines with mandatory mental health assessments.
  • : Following new legislation in Cannibaland, Barack O'Llama's media campaigns take a hiatus around exam week.
  • : Following new legislation in Cannibaland, the nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields.
  • : Following new legislation in Cannibaland, no one born in Cannibaland can fix a leaky faucet.

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