The Tree State of Cannibaland is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Barack O'Llama with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and smutty television. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 6.248 billion Cannibals enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dystopia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 56.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Cannibalandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,814 trillion Benneths a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an amazing 290,440 Benneths, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 832,733 per year while the poor average 80,597, a ratio of 10.3 to 1.

Students at universities think exercise bikes are pieces of abstract art, the experimental sculpture "Overtures In Dried Llama Dung" has been declared a national treasure, the nation's soldiers are considered the best-dressed in Forest, and cosmopolitan citizens ask what their countries can do for them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Cannibaland's national animal is the Llama, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Cannibaland is ranked 187,718^th in the world and 394^th in Forest for Largest Mining Sector, scoring -33.56 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.