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Best Weather: 376th Most Secular: 443rd Longest Average Lifespans: 451st
The Free State of
Civil Rights Lovefest
You are free, even to not be free
Barack O'Llama
Regional Influence
Page
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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The Free State of Cannibaland is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Barack O'Llama with a fair hand, and notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 4.278 billion Cannibals hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dystopia. The average income tax rate is 82.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Cannibalandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,022 trillion Benneths a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 239,100 Benneths, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

Cannibaland has one of the largest offshore wind farms in the world, parents are shocked to find out that having kids costs money, Cannibals are regularly fired for looking at MyFace during their lunch breaks, and government-run screening operations remove embryos with severe genetic disorders. Crime is totally unknown. Cannibaland's national animal is the Llama, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Cannibaland is ranked 63,101st in the world and 62nd in Forest for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 1,403.62 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

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Best Weather: 376thMost Secular: 443rdLongest Average Lifespans: 451stLeast Corrupt Governments: 483rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 600thMost Beautiful Environments: 602ndHealthiest Citizens: 675thMost Developed: 945thSafest: 964thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 972ndLargest Publishing Industry: 979thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,146thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,198thMost Cultured: 1,539thSmartest Citizens: 1,610thTop
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Most Pacifist: 1,935thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,397thHighest Average Incomes: 2,470thNicest Citizens: 2,495thLowest Crime Rates: 2,889thMost Inclusive: 2,950thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,595thLargest Governments: 3,876thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,905thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,210thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,539thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,691stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,991stMost Efficient Economies: 5,493rdMost Advanced Public Education: 5,661stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5,957thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,158thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,676thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,787thTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 9,396thHighest Economic Output: 10,182ndLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 12,147thHighest Average Tax Rates: 12,909thMost Rebellious Youth: 15,696thMost Politically Free: 17,096th
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Largest Publishing Industry: 6th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6th in the regionMost Secular: 8th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 10th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 11th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 12th in the regionTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 14th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 15th in the regionBest Weather: 15th in the regionSafest: 17th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 18th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 18th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 18th in the regionMost Developed: 20th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 21st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 23rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 23rd in the regionMost Cultured: 25th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 26th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Cannibaland, government-run screening operations remove embryos with severe genetic disorders.
  • : Cannibaland lodged a message on the Forest Regional Message Board.
  • : Cannibaland voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Choice in Education".
  • : Following new legislation in Cannibaland, Cannibals are regularly fired for looking at MyFace during their lunch breaks.
  • : Following new legislation in Cannibaland, parents are shocked to find out that having kids costs money.
  • : Following new legislation in Cannibaland, Cannibaland has one of the largest offshore wind farms in the world.
  • : Following new legislation in Cannibaland, the poor are forced into bankruptcy by their energy bills.
  • : Cannibaland voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Regulation of Tobacco Advertising".
  • : Following new legislation in Cannibaland, autocrats are persona non grata.
  • : Following new legislation in Cannibaland, nude art is becoming wildly popular.

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