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Best Weather: 357thMost Beautiful Environments: 394thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 409th
The Tree State of
New York Times Democracy
You are free, even to not be free
Barack O'Llama
Influence
Vassal
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Cannibaland

Population11.264 billion

CapitalDystopia
LeaderBarack O'Llama

CurrencyBenneth
AnimalLlama

The Tree State of Cannibaland is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Barack O'Llama with a fair hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, anti-smoking policies, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 11.264 billion Cannibals enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dystopia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 40.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Cannibalandian economy, worth a remarkable 3,851 trillion Benneths a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 341,934 Benneths, with the richest citizens earning 7.4 times as much as the poorest.

Saying "don't do anything that Barack O'Llama wouldn't do" doesn't exclude a great deal, centuries-old legal documents detailing agnatic-cognatic gavelkind succession are being dusted off again, tower block residents are each held responsible for four square inches of front lawn, and shoppers have literally had their hands full since plastic bags were banned. Crime is totally unknown. Cannibaland's national animal is the Llama, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Cannibaland is ranked 25,546th in the world and 72nd in Forest for Most Politically Free, scoring 80.29 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.

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Best Weather: 357thMost Beautiful Environments: 394thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 409thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 426thLargest Publishing Industry: 441stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 486thLeast Corrupt Governments: 525thMost Secular: 535thMost Developed: 571stHealthiest Citizens: 573rdLongest Average Lifespans: 651stMost Efficient Economies: 712thSmartest Citizens: 716thMost Cultured: 770thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 811thSafest: 821stMost Cheerful Citizens: 979thMost Scientifically Advanced: 983rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,174thRudest Citizens: 1,266thHighest Average Incomes: 1,296thMost Influential: 1,368thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,648thMost Inclusive: 1,686thTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 2,241stLargest Retail Industry: 2,346thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,361stLargest Governments: 2,369thMost Pacifist: 2,431stLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,771stMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,861stHighest Economic Output: 2,866thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,907thNicest Citizens: 3,687thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,693rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,981stMost Advanced Public Education: 6,109thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,861stMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,887thLargest Agricultural Sector: 7,168thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 7,432ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,036thTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 11,235thMost Rebellious Youth: 13,712thMost Stationary: 13,867thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 19,804th
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4th in the regionTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 5th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 5th in the regionMost Developed: 6th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 7th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Cultured: 8th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 9th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 10th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 10th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10th in the regionSafest: 11th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 12th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12th in the regionRudest Citizens: 12th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 12th in the regionMost Secular: 12th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 13th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 13th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 14th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 14th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 15th in the regionBest Weather: 17th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 20th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 21st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 22nd in the regionTop
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Most Stationary: 23rd in the regionMost Influential: 26th in the regionLargest Governments: 30th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 30th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 32nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 32nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 40th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 42nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Cannibaland, shoppers have literally had their hands full since plastic bags were banned.
  • : Following new legislation in Cannibaland, tower block residents are each held responsible for four square inches of front lawn.
  • : Cannibaland's influence in Forest fell from "Truckler" to "Vassal".
  • : Cannibaland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Cannibaland, centuries-old legal documents detailing agnatic-cognatic gavelkind succession are being dusted off again.
  • : Following new legislation in Cannibaland, saying "don't do anything that Barack O'Llama wouldn't do" doesn't exclude a great deal.
  • : Following new legislation in Cannibaland, wait staff claim to like it when odorous customers flirt with them.
  • : Following new legislation in Cannibaland, online weather reports are predicting five years of glorious sunshine for Cannibaland.
  • : Following new legislation in Cannibaland, sleep-deprived officials are known to collapse after late night revision for their examinations.
  • : Following new legislation in Cannibaland, travelers often bring empty plastic bottles on Air Cannibaland flights to avoid the pay lavatories.

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