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Most Developed: 290th Best Weather: 334th Largest Cheese Export Sector: 339th
The Tree State of
New York Times Democracy
You are free, even to not be free
Barack O'Llama
Influence
Vassal
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excessive

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Cannibaland

Population6.575 billion

CapitalDystopia
LeaderBarack O'Llama

CurrencyBenneth
AnimalLlama

The Tree State of Cannibaland is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Barack O'Llama with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, daily referendums, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 6.575 billion Cannibals enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dystopia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 53.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Cannibalandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,950 trillion Benneths a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an amazing 296,677 Benneths, with the richest citizens earning 7.7 times as much as the poorest.

Small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome, Barack O'Llama has more friends than ever before, people seem disproportionately distraught when told a museum has a phones-off policy, and abortions are routinely performed in Cannibaland's hospitals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Cannibaland's national animal is the Llama, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Cannibaland is ranked 2,042nd in the world and 28th in Forest for Most Inclusive, scoring 288.34 on the Mandela-Wollstonecraft Non-Discrimination Index.

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Most Developed: 290thBest Weather: 334thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 339thLongest Average Lifespans: 381stMost Beautiful Environments: 446thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 481stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 494thLeast Corrupt Governments: 504thHealthiest Citizens: 579thLargest Publishing Industry: 668thSafest: 830thSmartest Citizens: 1,011thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,056thMost Secular: 1,074thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,084thMost Cultured: 1,087thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,294thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,342ndHighest Average Incomes: 1,461stTop
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Most Pacifist: 1,959thMost Inclusive: 2,042ndRudest Citizens: 2,452ndLowest Crime Rates: 2,525thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,667thMost Influential: 2,723rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,981stNicest Citizens: 3,120thLargest Governments: 3,550thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,606thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,785thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,062ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,303rdMost Efficient Economies: 5,269thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,304thHighest Economic Output: 5,343rdMost Politically Free: 7,165thLargest Retail Industry: 7,581stLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 7,852ndMost Advanced Public Education: 8,015thTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 9,727thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,922ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,834thLargest Agricultural Sector: 16,148th
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 3rd in the regionTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 6th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 7th in the regionMost Developed: 8th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 8th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 10th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 13th in the regionMost Cultured: 13th in the regionBest Weather: 13th in the regionSafest: 13th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13th in the regionRudest Citizens: 13th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 14th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 16th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 16th in the regionTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 17th in the regionMost Secular: 17th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 17th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 18th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 18th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 19th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 19th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 23rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 23rd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 23rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 26th in the regionMost Politically Free: 27th in the regionMost Inclusive: 28th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 29th in the regionMost Influential: 32nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Cannibaland, abortions are routinely performed in Cannibaland's hospitals.
  • : Following new legislation in Cannibaland, people seem disproportionately distraught when told a museum has a phones-off policy.
  • : Following new legislation in Cannibaland, Barack O'Llama has more friends than ever before.
  • : Following new legislation in Cannibaland, small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome.
  • : Following new legislation in Cannibaland, Cannibals seem to be catching more chills.
  • : Following new legislation in Cannibaland, citizens are regularly found digging for treasure in their gardens.
  • : Following new legislation in Cannibaland, a Forest Tourist Association survey has rated Cannibaland #1 for number twos.
  • : Following new legislation in Cannibaland, grocery stores can be audibly identified by the giggling emerging from them.
  • : Following new legislation in Cannibaland, sweet-toothed Cannibals have been left penniless by the VAT on candy.
  • : Following new legislation in Cannibaland, children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary.

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