The Tree State of Cannibaland is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Barack O'Llama with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, daily referendums, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 6.575 billion Cannibals enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dystopia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 53.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Cannibalandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,950 trillion Benneths a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an amazing 296,677 Benneths, with the richest citizens earning 7.7 times as much as the poorest.

Small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome, Barack O'Llama has more friends than ever before, people seem disproportionately distraught when told a museum has a phones-off policy, and abortions are routinely performed in Cannibaland's hospitals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Cannibaland's national animal is the Llama, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Cannibaland is ranked 2,042^nd in the world and 28^th in Forest for Most Inclusive, scoring 288.34 on the Mandela-Wollstonecraft Non-Discrimination Index.