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Most Developed: 282nd Best Weather: 324th Longest Average Lifespans: 385th
The Tree State of
New York Times Democracy
You are free, even to not be free
Barack O'Llama
Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Cannibaland

Population5.708 billion

CapitalDystopia
LeaderBarack O'Llama

CurrencyBenneth
AnimalLlama

The Tree State of Cannibaland is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Barack O'Llama with a fair hand, and renowned for its smutty television, keen interest in outer space, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 5.708 billion Cannibals enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dystopia. The average income tax rate is 72.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Cannibalandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,574 trillion Benneths a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an amazing 275,838 Benneths, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

The phrase 'spreading like wildfire' is no longer in the public lexicon, UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news, preschools put children down for naps with milk, cookies, and a gruesome story of vengeance, and organ donation is compulsory. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Cannibaland's national animal is the Llama, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Cannibaland is ranked 1,157th in the world and 19th in Forest for Smartest Citizens, with 188.29 Quips Per Hour.

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Most Developed: 282ndBest Weather: 324thLongest Average Lifespans: 385thLeast Corrupt Governments: 430thMost Beautiful Environments: 455thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 458thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 472ndHealthiest Citizens: 569thLargest Publishing Industry: 725thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 809thSafest: 809thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,009thMost Cultured: 1,116thSmartest Citizens: 1,157thTop
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,692ndHighest Average Incomes: 1,774thMost Secular: 1,814thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,853rdMost Pacifist: 1,894thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,127thMost Inclusive: 2,239thLowest Crime Rates: 2,444thNicest Citizens: 2,540thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,668thLargest Governments: 3,460thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,516thMost Influential: 3,536thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,100thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,254thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,350thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,613thMost Efficient Economies: 5,457thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,680thHighest Economic Output: 6,655thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,101stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,112thTop
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Rudest Citizens: 9,361stLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 9,685thMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,510thMost Politically Free: 13,615thLargest Retail Industry: 13,739th
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8th in the regionMost Developed: 8th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 10th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 11th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 12th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 13th in the regionSafest: 14th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14th in the regionTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 15th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 15th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 15th in the regionBest Weather: 16th in the regionMost Cultured: 17th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 18th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 19th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 20th in the regionRudest Citizens: 21st in the regionMost Secular: 21st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 22nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 23rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 26th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 27th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 28th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 28th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Cannibaland, organ donation is compulsory.
  • : Following new legislation in Cannibaland, preschools put children down for naps with milk, cookies, and a gruesome story of vengeance.
  • : Following new legislation in Cannibaland, UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news.
  • : Following new legislation in Cannibaland, the phrase 'spreading like wildfire' is no longer in the public lexicon.
  • : Following new legislation in Cannibaland, a National Academy regulates grammar and usage.
  • : Following new legislation in Cannibaland, the mob and the police have recently had numerous clashes in the back alleys of Cannibaland's cities due to the government's steadfast anti-casino stance.
  • : Cannibaland endorsed The Constitutional Monarchy of Brummie Idealists.
  • : Cannibaland was endorsed by The Constitutional Monarchy of Brummie Idealists.
  • : Following new legislation in Cannibaland, officials pull all-nighters to check immigrants for potential links to terrorists.
  • : Following new legislation in Cannibaland, there is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality.

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