The Free State of Cannibaland is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Barack O'Llama with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 4.992 billion Cannibals enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dystopia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 76.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Cannibalandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,292 trillion Benneths a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 258,825 Benneths, with the richest citizens earning 6.0 times as much as the poorest.

The poor are often seen pale and dizzy after selling their blood to make ends meet, Cannibaland successfully hosted the Forest Olympics, Cannibaland has one of the largest offshore wind farms in the world, and the Cannibalandian Intelligence Agency relies on internet search engines to know what is happening overseas. Crime is totally unknown. Cannibaland's national animal is the Llama, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Cannibaland is ranked 10,794^th in the world and 64^th in Forest for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 3,999.01 on the Societal Mobility Rating.