by Max Barry

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Most Developed: 270th Best Weather: 332nd Longest Average Lifespans: 385th
The Tree State of
New York Times Democracy
You are free, even to not be free
Barack O'Llama
Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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The Tree State of Cannibaland is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Barack O'Llama with a fair hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, digital currency, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 5.341 billion Cannibals enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dystopia. The average income tax rate is 78.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Cannibalandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,439 trillion Benneths a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 269,444 Benneths, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

Children crying over dropped ice creams are offered high doses of experimental antidepressants, politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income, surrealist houses shaped like mushrooms and volcanoes dominate the wealthiest neighborhoods, and the "war on terror" doesn't seem to be making Cannibals any less frightened. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Cannibaland's national animal is the Llama, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Cannibaland is ranked 471st in the world and 16th in Forest for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 3,068.94 Tourists Per Hour.

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Most Developed: 270thBest Weather: 332ndLongest Average Lifespans: 385thLeast Corrupt Governments: 432ndMost Beautiful Environments: 455thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 471stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 527thMost Secular: 529thHealthiest Citizens: 594thSafest: 758thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 782ndLargest Publishing Industry: 785thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,029thSmartest Citizens: 1,217thMost Cultured: 1,237thMost Pacifist: 1,694thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 1,859thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,108thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,309thLowest Crime Rates: 2,311thNicest Citizens: 2,348thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,388thMost Inclusive: 2,397thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,403rdLargest Governments: 3,154thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,629thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,818thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,961stMost Influential: 4,301stLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,743rdHighest Poor Incomes: 5,081stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,316thMost Efficient Economies: 5,419thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,086thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,602ndHighest Economic Output: 7,198thTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 9,731stLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 10,708thMost Politically Free: 10,916thLargest Retail Industry: 14,952ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 15,449th
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 7th in the regionMost Developed: 8th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 10th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 11th in the regionMost Secular: 12th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 13th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 14th in the regionSafest: 14th in the regionBest Weather: 15th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 16th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 17th in the regionTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 18th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 21st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 22nd in the regionMost Cultured: 22nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 23rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 23rd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 24th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 28th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 28th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 33rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Cannibaland, the "war on terror" doesn't seem to be making Cannibals any less frightened.
  • : Following new legislation in Cannibaland, surrealist houses shaped like mushrooms and volcanoes dominate the wealthiest neighborhoods.
  • : Cannibaland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Free.
  • : Following new legislation in Cannibaland, politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income.
  • : Following new legislation in Cannibaland, children crying over dropped ice creams are offered high doses of experimental antidepressants.
  • : Following new legislation in Cannibaland, the nation is committed to nuclear rearmament.
  • : Following new legislation in Cannibaland, much of Cannibaland's computer network is controlled by a rampant artificial intelligence.
  • : Following new legislation in Cannibaland, the nation's massive battleships are often mistaken for islands.
  • : Following new legislation in Cannibaland, school uniforms are compulsory.
  • : Following new legislation in Cannibaland, military spending is on the increase.

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