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Best Weather: 419th Longest Average Lifespans: 506th Least Corrupt Governments: 557th
The Free State of
New York Times Democracy
You are free, even to not be free
Barack O'Llama
Regional Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

Overview Factbook People Government Economy Rank Trend

The Free State of Cannibaland is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Barack O'Llama with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, digital currency, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 4.091 billion Cannibals enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dystopia. The average income tax rate is 82.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Cannibalandian economy, worth 945 trillion Benneths a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 231,003 Benneths, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students, interest rates mysteriously drop whenever the CBC Governor goes house hunting, conspiracy theorists allege Dystopia's new subway map resembles Satanic symbols, and flu research is commonly shut down for fear of creating a superbug. Crime is totally unknown. Cannibaland's national animal is the Llama, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Cannibaland is ranked 506th in the world and 21st in Forest for Longest Average Lifespans, with 93.41 Years.

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Best Weather: 419thLongest Average Lifespans: 506thLeast Corrupt Governments: 557thMost Secular: 590thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 682ndMost Beautiful Environments: 698thHealthiest Citizens: 737thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 928thLargest Publishing Industry: 997thSafest: 1,078thMost Developed: 1,233rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,262ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,315thMost Cultured: 1,755thSmartest Citizens: 1,766thTop
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Most Pacifist: 1,900thNicest Citizens: 2,485thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,681stHighest Average Incomes: 2,777thLowest Crime Rates: 3,303rdMost Inclusive: 3,338thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,593rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,760thMost Influential: 4,282ndLargest Governments: 4,288thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,589thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,207thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,260thMost Efficient Economies: 5,636thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,770thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,849thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,524thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,661stMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,845thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 8,858thTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 9,017thHighest Economic Output: 11,158thMost Rebellious Youth: 12,704thHighest Average Tax Rates: 13,203rdLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 13,563rd
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Largest Publishing Industry: 6th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6th in the regionMost Secular: 9th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 11th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 12th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 13th in the regionTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 14th in the regionBest Weather: 15th in the regionSafest: 16th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 17th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 18th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 18th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 21st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 21st in the regionMost Developed: 23rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 24th in the regionMost Cultured: 25th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 25th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Cannibaland, flu research is commonly shut down for fear of creating a superbug.
  • : Cannibaland endorsed The Allied Raoulist States of Atsvea.
  • : Cannibaland was endorsed by The Allied Raoulist States of Atsvea.
  • : Cannibaland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : Following new legislation in Cannibaland, conspiracy theorists allege Dystopia's new subway map resembles Satanic symbols.
  • : Following new legislation in Cannibaland, interest rates mysteriously drop whenever the CBC Governor goes house hunting.
  • : Cannibaland's influence in Forest rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
  • : Following new legislation in Cannibaland, schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students.
  • : Following new legislation in Cannibaland, there's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt.
  • : Following new legislation in Cannibaland, towns that stop turning a profit are turned into animal sanctuaries.

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