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Most Developed: 297th Best Weather: 340th Longest Average Lifespans: 392nd
The Tree State of
New York Times Democracy
You are free, even to not be free
Barack O'Llama
Influence
Vassal
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Cannibaland

Population6.248 billion

CapitalDystopia
LeaderBarack O'Llama

CurrencyBenneth
AnimalLlama

The Tree State of Cannibaland is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Barack O'Llama with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and smutty television. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 6.248 billion Cannibals enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dystopia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 56.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Cannibalandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,814 trillion Benneths a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an amazing 290,440 Benneths, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 832,733 per year while the poor average 80,597, a ratio of 10.3 to 1.

Students at universities think exercise bikes are pieces of abstract art, the experimental sculpture "Overtures In Dried Llama Dung" has been declared a national treasure, the nation's soldiers are considered the best-dressed in Forest, and cosmopolitan citizens ask what their countries can do for them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Cannibaland's national animal is the Llama, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Cannibaland is ranked 187,718th in the world and 394th in Forest for Largest Mining Sector, scoring -33.56 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

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Most Developed: 297thBest Weather: 340thLongest Average Lifespans: 392ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 404thMost Beautiful Environments: 450thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 489thLeast Corrupt Governments: 493rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 522ndHealthiest Citizens: 566thLargest Publishing Industry: 673rdSafest: 836thSmartest Citizens: 1,060thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,075thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,117thMost Cultured: 1,126thMost Secular: 1,255thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,380thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,536thHighest Average Incomes: 1,561stTop
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Most Pacifist: 1,914thMost Inclusive: 2,201stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,238thLowest Crime Rates: 2,599thNicest Citizens: 2,898thMost Influential: 2,928thRudest Citizens: 3,004thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,023rdLargest Governments: 3,724thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,739thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,830thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,541stMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,797thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,985thMost Efficient Economies: 5,407thHighest Economic Output: 5,744thLargest Retail Industry: 8,307thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,482ndLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 8,772ndMost Politically Free: 9,451stTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,369thMost Advanced Public Transport: 13,346thLargest Agricultural Sector: 14,037thHighest Poor Incomes: 14,811th
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 4th in the regionTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 5th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 7th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 8th in the regionMost Developed: 9th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 10th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 10th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 14th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 15th in the regionRudest Citizens: 15th in the regionSafest: 15th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 16th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 16th in the regionBest Weather: 16th in the regionMost Cultured: 17th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 18th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 19th in the regionMost Secular: 19th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 19th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 20th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 21st in the regionTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 22nd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 24th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 26th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 28th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 31st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 31st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 32nd in the regionMost Influential: 33rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 34th in the regionMost Inclusive: 36th in the regionLargest Governments: 37th in the regionMost Pacifist: 40th in the regionMost Politically Free: 43rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Cannibaland, cosmopolitan citizens ask what their countries can do for them.
  • : Following new legislation in Cannibaland, the nation's soldiers are considered the best-dressed in Forest.
  • : Cannibaland voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate KAISERREICH"".
  • : Cannibaland voted against the World Assembly Resolution "End Excessive Data Retention Act".
  • : Following new legislation in Cannibaland, the experimental sculpture "Overtures In Dried Llama Dung" has been declared a national treasure.
  • : Following new legislation in Cannibaland, students at universities think exercise bikes are pieces of abstract art.
  • : Following new legislation in Cannibaland, saying "don't do anything that Barack O'Llama wouldn't do" doesn't exclude a great deal.
  • : Cannibaland endorsed The Concordant Stratum of The Cypher Nine.
  • : Following new legislation in Cannibaland, the government is slowly introducing social welfare programs.
  • : Following new legislation in Cannibaland, citizens must pay to enjoy Cannibaland's pristine beaches.

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