The Tree State of Cannibaland is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Barack O'Llama with a fair hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, anti-smoking policies, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 11.264 billion Cannibals enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dystopia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 40.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Cannibalandian economy, worth a remarkable 3,851 trillion Benneths a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 341,934 Benneths, with the richest citizens earning 7.4 times as much as the poorest.

Saying "don't do anything that Barack O'Llama wouldn't do" doesn't exclude a great deal, centuries-old legal documents detailing agnatic-cognatic gavelkind succession are being dusted off again, tower block residents are each held responsible for four square inches of front lawn, and shoppers have literally had their hands full since plastic bags were banned. Crime is totally unknown. Cannibaland's national animal is the Llama, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Cannibaland is ranked 25,546^th in the world and 72^nd in Forest for Most Politically Free, scoring 80.29 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.