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Best Weather: 343rdMost Secular: 349thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 364th
The Tree State of
Civil Rights Lovefest
You are free, even to not be free
Barack O'Llama
Influence
Vassal
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Cannibaland

Population13.186 billion

CapitalDystopia
LeaderBarack O'Llama

CurrencyBenneth
AnimalLlama

The Tree State of Cannibaland is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Barack O'Llama with a fair hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, anti-smoking policies, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 13.186 billion Cannibals hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dystopia. The average income tax rate is 35.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Cannibalandian economy, worth a remarkable 4,552 trillion Benneths a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 345,215 Benneths, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government has declared its commitment to multilateralism, incidents involving lethal string attacks have gone way up, Barack O'Llama's used car is held together by bumper stickers that support the opposition, and cricket farmers use magnifying glasses to fit every member of their herd with tiny tracking tags. Crime is totally unknown. Cannibaland's national animal is the Llama, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Cannibaland is ranked 619th in the world and 15th in Forest for Highest Food Quality, scoring 349.61 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.

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Best Weather: 343rdMost Secular: 349thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 364thMost Beautiful Environments: 407thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 430thLargest Publishing Industry: 434thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 499thMost Developed: 521stLeast Corrupt Governments: 525thLongest Average Lifespans: 580thHealthiest Citizens: 580thHighest Food Quality: 619thHighest Poor Incomes: 724thSmartest Citizens: 745thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 785thMost Efficient Economies: 786thMost Cultured: 811thSafest: 853rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 933rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 978thMost Influential: 1,016thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,306thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,308thHighest Average Incomes: 1,372ndRudest Citizens: 1,541stMost Inclusive: 1,662ndLowest Crime Rates: 2,109thLargest Retail Industry: 2,156thTop
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Largest Governments: 2,471stHighest Economic Output: 2,518thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,521stLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,870thMost Pacifist: 3,096thMost Patriotic: 3,699thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,901stNicest Citizens: 4,297thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,348thLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,581stMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,121stMost Advanced Public Education: 7,122ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,011thMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,011thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 9,034thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,234thTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 12,122ndMost Stationary: 12,190thLargest Populations: 21,542ndMost Rebellious Youth: 22,159th
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4th in the regionTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 5th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 5th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 6th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 7th in the regionMost Developed: 7th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 8th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 9th in the regionMost Secular: 9th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 10th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 12th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 13th in the regionMost Patriotic: 13th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 13th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 13th in the regionRudest Citizens: 14th in the regionBest Weather: 14th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 14th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 15th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 17th in the regionMost Cultured: 17th in the regionSafest: 17th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 18th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 21st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 22nd in the regionMost Stationary: 23rd in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 26th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 26th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 27th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 32nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 33rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 36th in the regionLargest Governments: 38th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Cannibaland, cricket farmers use magnifying glasses to fit every member of their herd with tiny tracking tags.
  • : Following new legislation in Cannibaland, Barack O'Llama's used car is held together by bumper stickers that support the opposition.
  • : Following new legislation in Cannibaland, incidents involving lethal string attacks have gone way up.
  • : Following new legislation in Cannibaland, the government has declared its commitment to multilateralism.
  • : Following new legislation in Cannibaland, the nation's democracy attracts huddled masses yearning to breathe free.
  • : Following new legislation in Cannibaland, money that should have gone to charities is instead spent on monitoring them.
  • : Following new legislation in Cannibaland, the needs of the living outweigh the needs of the dead.
  • : Following new legislation in Cannibaland, abortions are routinely performed in the nation's hospitals.
  • : Following new legislation in Cannibaland, warfare increasingly resembles a video game.
  • : Following new legislation in Cannibaland, former arsonists can be found on local fire brigades.

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