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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,045thMost Influential: 3,256thMost Patriotic: 8,221st
The Dictatorship of
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Population699 million



The Dictatorship of CANNBISHIVEMIND is a huge, efficient nation, remarkable for its smutty television, conspicuous electricity pylons, and ban on automobiles. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 699 million CANNABINOIDians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of m421ju4n4L4ND. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 78.3%.

The powerhouse CANNBISHIVEMINDian economy, worth 80.4 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 114,967 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 8.1 times as much as the poorest.

Minefields are being deployed along the border to discourage potential emigrants from trying to leave, children seem to be getting better at lying these days, those who don't have a bean to spend don't know a bean about Brasilistanian coffee beans, and it's best to decline if Leader offers to buy a round of drinks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. CANNBISHIVEMIND's national animal is the Cat, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

CANNBISHIVEMIND is ranked 35,639th in the world and 1,637th in The North Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 43.88 quips per hour.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,045thTop
Most Influential: 3,256thMost Patriotic: 8,221stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,406thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,367thMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,749thTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 13,108thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,379thMost Corrupt Governments: 14,625thLowest Crime Rates: 16,379thMost Authoritarian: 16,519thHighest Average Tax Rates: 17,125thLargest Governments: 17,948thMost Advanced Public Education: 19,161stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 22,545thMost Scientifically Advanced: 22,905thMost Cultured: 23,111thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 23,616thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 25,243rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 25,950th
Most Patriotic: 342nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 346th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 361st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 409th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 429th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 451st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 531st in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 641st in the regionLargest Black Market: 682nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 795th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 808th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 812th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 814th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 829th in the regionMost Influential: 839th in the regionLargest Governments: 867th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 909th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 912th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,043rd in the regionMost Cultured: 1,130th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,131st in the region

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