The Kingdom of Canmore is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by King Cerden Diaz with a fair hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, free-roaming dinosaurs, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 3.941 billion Canmoreans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cordonia. The average income tax rate is 63.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Canmorean economy, worth 682 trillion Camos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 173,065 Camos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

An aboriginal talking stick is used for leaders' debates at election time, children must be board certified to append "Jr" to their name, the nation's beloved 'good-natured doormat' is inundated by begging letters, and third world countries are rich in "I Love Cordonia" t-shirts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Canmore's national animal is the Imperial Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Canmore is ranked 4,361^st in the world and 136^th in the South Pacific for Healthiest Citizens, with 20.97 bananas ingested per day.