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Most Pro-Market: 2ndGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 208thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 220th
The Holy Capitalist Green States of
Capitalizt
Fairness is our policy
Influence
Dealmaker
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Caninope

Population20.05 billion

CapitalCookie City
LeaderHigh Overlord Opie
FaithOpieism

Currencydellin
AnimalGerman Sheperd

The Holy Capitalist Green States of Caninope is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by High Overlord Opie with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, compulsory military service, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 20.05 billion Caninopeans enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Law & Order and Industry are also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cookie City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Caninopean economy, worth a remarkable 6,038 trillion dellins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 301,181 dellins, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,782,476 per year while the poor average 3,203, a ratio of 868 to 1.

All tariffs have been abolished, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway, farmers are struggling to keep up with demand for local produce, and soldiers are equipped with multi-million dellin battlesuits. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Caninope's national animal is the German Sheperd, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Opieism.

Caninope is ranked 645th in the world and 1st in The Isle of Malta for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 18,357.66 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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Most Pro-Market: 2ndGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 208thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 220thLargest Insurance Industry: 416thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 584thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 645thHighest Disposable Incomes: 657thFattest Citizens: 693rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 924thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,000thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,017thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,156thLargest Mining Sector: 1,206thHighest Economic Output: 1,268thMost Avoided: 1,277thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,317thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,317thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,376thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,779thHighest Average Incomes: 1,929thRudest Citizens: 1,939thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,993rdTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2,605thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,104thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,716thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,296thMost Efficient Economies: 4,969thLargest Retail Industry: 5,745thLargest Populations: 6,376thLargest Governments: 9,336thLowest Crime Rates: 9,512thTop
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Largest Black Market: 13,987thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,745thLargest Publishing Industry: 15,685thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18,180thMost Scientifically Advanced: 20,457th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Caninope's influence in The Isle of Malta rose from "Instigator" to "Dealmaker".
  • : Caninope's influence in The Isle of Malta rose from "Contender" to "Instigator".
  • : Caninope was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Caninope's influence in The Isle of Malta rose from "Negotiator" to "Contender".
  • : Caninope's influence in The Isle of Malta rose from "Auxiliary" to "Negotiator".
  • : Caninope's influence in The Isle of Malta rose from "Ambassador" to "Auxiliary".
  • : Caninope was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • : Caninope was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Armed.
  • : Caninope's influence in The Isle of Malta rose from "Diplomat" to "Ambassador".
  • : Caninope was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.

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