The United Socialist States of Canindian is a huge, orderly nation, renowned for its closed borders, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 602 million Canindianians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Public Transport. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Parliament Hill. The average income tax rate is 58.0%.
The strong Canindianian economy, worth 36.2 trillion Loonies a year, is dominated by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Basket Weaving, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 60,196 Loonies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.
Moonshine has made a resurgence, the military frequently holds bake sales to raise funds, sections of the police receive paramilitary training, and citizens have an obligation to remain silent and anything they say may be used against them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Canindian's national animal is the Beaver, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Canindian is ranked 10,538th in the world and 1st in The North American Union for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 3,193.01 on the Societal Mobility Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Canindian's influence in The North American Union rose from "Powerbroker" to "Power".
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Canindian was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.
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Canindian, citizens have an obligation to remain silent and anything they say may be used against them.
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Canindian, sections of the police receive paramilitary training.
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Canindian, the military frequently holds bake sales to raise funds.
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Canindian was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
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Canindian, moonshine has made a resurgence.
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Canindian, broken suspension systems are giving auto repair shops plenty of business.
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Canindian was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
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Canindian, blue sky thinkers are reminded that the firmament is actually more of a grey-ish colour.