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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,145th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,303rd Largest Black Market: 1,751st
The One True Way of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Survival through Obedience
Overlord Canaver
Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Canaveran Empire

Population5.336 billion

CapitalParasanti
LeaderOverlord Canaver
FaithCult of the Overlord

Currencysoul
AnimalDeath Hawk

The One True Way of Canaveran Empire is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Overlord Canaver with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, vat-grown people, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 5.336 billion serviles are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Education, Administration, and Industry are also considered important, while International Aid and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Parasanti. The average income tax rate is 66.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Canaveran Empirean economy, worth a remarkable 1,029 trillion souls a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 192,996 souls, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Endocrinology is a rapidly growing field of study, funeral directors are frequently looking at their watches during funerals, the Police Surveillance Unit's motto is "Gotta Catch 'Em All", and decreased demand for toilets is saving the prison service a lot of money. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Canaveran Empire's national animal is the Death Hawk, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Cult of the Overlord.

Canaveran Empire is ranked 3,344th in the world and 31st in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with 42 Valid Endorsements.

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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,145thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,303rdTop
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Largest Black Market: 1,751stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,870thLargest Mining Sector: 2,186thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,695thMost Avoided: 3,135thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,344thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,477thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,510thMost Influential: 4,296thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,500thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,707thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,849thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,018thHighest Average Incomes: 6,294thHealthiest Citizens: 6,821stTop
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Most Armed: 12,098thMost Authoritarian: 12,287thHighest Economic Output: 13,537thMost Efficient Economies: 13,974thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 14,580th
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 17th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 23rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 25th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 26th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 31st in the regionTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 34th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 38th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 39th in the regionMost Influential: 42nd in the regionMost Armed: 43rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 49th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 52nd in the regionMost Avoided: 54th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 60th in the regionLargest Populations: 62nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 62nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Canaveran Empire was endorsed by The Dictatorship of Terra de Combattimento.
  • : Canaveran Empire was endorsed by The Empire of Nyles.
  • : Canaveran Empire was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Following new legislation in Canaveran Empire, decreased demand for toilets is saving the prison service a lot of money.
  • : Following new legislation in Canaveran Empire, the Police Surveillance Unit's motto is "Gotta Catch 'Em All".
  • : Following new legislation in Canaveran Empire, funeral directors are frequently looking at their watches during funerals.
  • : Following new legislation in Canaveran Empire, endocrinology is a rapidly growing field of study.
  • : Following new legislation in Canaveran Empire, terrorist videos start by thanking their sponsors.
  • : Following new legislation in Canaveran Empire, children are often punished for the sins of the fathers.
  • : Following new legislation in Canaveran Empire, the government is hungry to spread communism beyond the nation's borders.

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