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Rudest Citizens: 522ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,350thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,591st
The Corporate Haven of
Corporate Bordello
A.B.E.T. Always Be Evading Taxes
Influence
Vassal
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Canasius

Population2.086 billion

CapitalLibtardtopia
LeaderBig Ape
FaithFree Markets

CurrencyCrypto-cannabis
AnimalTax Collector

The Corporate Haven of Canasius is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Big Ape with a fair hand, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, pith helmet sales, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 2.086 billion Canasiusians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry, Education, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Libtardtopia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Canasiusian economy, worth 440 trillion Crypto-cannabis a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 210,968 Crypto-cannabis, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,292,471 per year while the poor average 15,114, a ratio of 85.5 to 1.

Arbitration is mightier than the sword, members of ethnic minorities are more often called "boy" or "girl" than by their actual names, agricultural science is the most competitive subject at universities, and the government asks not what you can do for your country but what you can do to tidy their country homes. Crime is totally unknown. Canasius's national animal is the Tax Collector, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Free Markets.

Canasius is ranked 113,736th in the world and 166th in Lands End for Most Patriotic, with 12.92 flags saluted per person per day.

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Rudest Citizens: 522ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,350thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,591stLargest Retail Industry: 1,597thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,210thMost Influential: 2,543rdTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,925thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,991stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,264thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,272ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,355thFattest Citizens: 3,420thMost Avoided: 3,687thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,285thMost Rebellious Youth: 6,228thLargest Mining Sector: 6,255thHighest Average Incomes: 6,422ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,777thMost Secular: 7,811thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,865thMost Efficient Economies: 8,890thMost Corrupt Governments: 10,560thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,679thLargest Gambling Industry: 10,833rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,574thMost Armed: 13,192ndLargest Publishing Industry: 13,304thTop
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Smartest Citizens: 13,759thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 16,385thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 21,358thLargest Governments: 22,974thMost Pro-Market: 23,863rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 24,107thMost Developed: 24,292ndGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 24,366thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 24,694thMost Valuable International Artwork: 25,394th
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5th in the regionRudest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 7th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 8th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 10th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 12th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 13th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 14th in the regionTop
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Most Avoided: 15th in the regionFattest Citizens: 17th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 17th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 18th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 18th in the regionMost Secular: 20th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 21st in the regionMost Armed: 23rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 24th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 24th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 27th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 28th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Canasius, the government asks not what you can do for your country but what you can do to tidy their country homes.
  • : Following new legislation in Canasius, agricultural science is the most competitive subject at universities.
  • : Following new legislation in Canasius, members of ethnic minorities are more often called "boy" or "girl" than by their actual names.
  • : Following new legislation in Canasius, arbitration is mightier than the sword.
  • : Canasius voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Commend Topid"".
  • : Following new legislation in Canasius, souvenir shops that sell alphorns are taking advantage of gullible tourists.
  • : Following new legislation in Canasius, travellers are often forcibly evicted by torch-bearing mobs.
  • : Canasius was endorsed by The People's Republic of Byth Aldoms.
  • : Following new legislation in Canasius, prisoners due for execution often use their final statement to complain about soggy bread rolls.
  • : Following new legislation in Canasius, there's no cure or sympathy for the common cold.

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