Population | 5.675 billion |
Capital | Technottawa |
Leader | Parliamentary Council |
Faith | None |
Currency | Maple Syrup |
Animal | Phoenix |
The Thrice reborn Union of Canadian Technocrats is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Parliamentary Council with a fair hand, and remarkable for its national health service, pith helmet sales, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.675 billion Canadian Technocrats are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Technottawa. The average income tax rate is 67.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Canadian Technocrat economy, worth 819 trillion Maple Syrups a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 144,319 Maple Syrups, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Posters on 'Canadian Technocrat Values' advise against being proud of Canadian Technocrats, the government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments, the parliament building has installed a revolving door, and government solves problems by tossing money at the nearest geek. Crime is totally unknown. Canadian Technocrats's national animal is the Phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is None.
Canadian Technocrats is ranked 23,975th in the world and 588th in The East Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 86 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Canadian Technocrats was endorsed by The Federationist States of Osmauri.
- : Canadian Technocrats was endorsed by The People's Republic of Wiranath.
- : Canadian Technocrats was endorsed by The Interstellar Confederacy of Stellar Colonies.
- : Canadian Technocrats was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Food Quality.
- : Canadian Technocrats was endorsed by The Kingdom of Konyai.
- : Canadian Technocrats's influence in The East Pacific rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
- : Canadian Technocrats was endorsed by The 妄想感傷代償連盟 の Queendom of of Hizuru.
- : Canadian Technocrats was endorsed by The Interuniversal Civilization of Aivintis.
- : Canadian Technocrats was endorsed by The Shining Dawn Light of Langburn.
- : Canadian Technocrats's influence in The East Pacific rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".