The Scientific True North of Canadian Technocrats is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by President Conrad with a fair hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, daily referendums, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.223 billion Canadian Technocrats hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Technottawa. The average income tax rate is 63.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Canadian Technocrat economy, worth 301 trillion Maple Syrups a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 135,488 Maple Syrups, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Costumed characters wearing Maxtopian Grass leaves remind citizens that the government now sells the green stuff, Max Barry is this year's Miss Canadian Technocrats, passive-aggressive congratulations cards inform mums-to-be that their pregnancy is their greatest achievement in life, and the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly. Crime is totally unknown. Canadian Technocrats's national animal is the Undergrad Student, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is None.

Canadian Technocrats is ranked 39,728^th in the world and 1,223^rd in The East Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 714.58 pounds of wildlife per square mile.