The Scientific True North of Canadian Technocrats is a huge, safe nation, ruled by President Conrad with a fair hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, infamous sell-swords, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, democratic population of 973 million Canadian Technocrats hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Technottawa. The average income tax rate is 58.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Canadian Technocrat economy, worth 128 trillion Maple Syrups a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 132,339 Maple Syrups, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Homeowners on prime real estate have been seen dodging giant bulldozers with cartoon characters painted on them, costumed characters wearing Maxtopian Grass leaves remind citizens that the government now sells the green stuff, Max Barry is this year's Miss Canadian Technocrats, and passive-aggressive congratulations cards inform mums-to-be that their pregnancy is their greatest achievement in life. Crime is totally unknown. Canadian Technocrats's national animal is the Undergrad Student, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Canadian Technocrats is ranked 43,517^th in the world and 1,273^rd in The East Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 669.39 pounds of wildlife per square mile.