The Fourth LC of Canadian Goose Republic is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Jack In The Box with a fair hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 2.212 billion Canadian Geeses live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Industry, Public Transport, and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Goose-Bay. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.9%.

The thriving Geesen economy, worth 144 trillion Classic Cheeseburgers a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 65,166 Classic Cheeseburgers, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 322,938 per year while the poor average 7,456, a ratio of 43.3 to 1.

The nation's beloved 'good-natured doormat' is inundated by begging letters, a new generation of aquariumless hotels are being built under government supervision, school uniforms are compulsory, and streakers swamp all public events in order to bare it all. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Canadian Goose Republic's national animal is the Clown, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Burgers.

Canadian Goose Republic is ranked 281,698^th in the world and 20^th in Crimson Spire for Most Beautiful Environments, with 122.58 pounds of wildlife per square mile.