Least Corrupt Governments: 115th Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 148th Most Developed: 153rd
The Socialist Republic of
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Equality, Justice, Peace, and Freedom above all else.
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The Socialist Republic of Canadian Davsland is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Governor General Dave The Brave with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 12.901 billion Canadian Davslandians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Policy, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Asgardia. The average income tax rate is 98.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Canadian Davslandian economy, worth a remarkable 2,656 trillion Kronicas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 205,898 Kronicas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government officially wants you to slow down and speak more clearly, workers have seized control of the economy, turning eighteen is often referred to as the 'Age of Aquarius', and bemused citizens are encouraged to sing foreign-language hymns of religions they have never heard of. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Canadian Davsland's national animal is the White Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Canadian Davsland is ranked 142,545th in the world and 213th in Yggdrasil for Most Primitive, scoring -198.31 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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Least Corrupt Governments: 115thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 148thMost Developed: 153rdNicest Citizens: 201stMost Compassionate Citizens: 229thMost Influential: 237thMost Cheerful Citizens: 237thSafest: 252ndLongest Average Lifespans: 267thMost Cultured: 301stMost Pacifist: 321stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 383rdMost Rebellious Youth: 412thMost Beautiful Environments: 430thMost Advanced Public Transport: 446thBest Weather: 459thHealthiest Citizens: 526thMost Advanced Public Education: 593rdHighest Poor Incomes: 740thLargest Welfare Programs: 745thSmartest Citizens: 852ndLargest Publishing Industry: 896thMost Efficient Economies: 1,012thLargest Governments: 1,050thMost Inclusive: 1,119thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,161stHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,306thTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,776thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,491stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,551stHighest Economic Output: 2,672ndLowest Crime Rates: 3,090thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,163rdHighest Average Incomes: 3,856thMost Secular: 6,206thMost Politically Free: 6,311thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,349thTop
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Largest Populations: 8,070thMost Income Equality: 9,713thMost Extreme: 15,963rd
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Least Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 3rd in the regionMost Cultured: 3rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 3rd in the regionSafest: 3rd in the regionTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 4th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 5th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 5th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 6th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 6th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 7th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 7th in the regionBest Weather: 7th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 8th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 9th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 11th in the regionMost Inclusive: 11th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 13th in the regionLargest Governments: 13th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 15th in the regionTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 16th in the regionMost Politically Free: 17th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 20th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 20th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 21st in the regionMost Extreme: 21st in the regionLargest Populations: 25th in the regionMost Income Equality: 25th in the regionMost Secular: 27th in the region

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Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Canadian Davsland, bemused citizens are encouraged to sing foreign-language hymns of religions they have never heard of.
  • : Following new legislation in Canadian Davsland, turning eighteen is often referred to as the 'Age of Aquarius'.
  • : Following new legislation in Canadian Davsland, workers have seized control of the economy.
  • : Following new legislation in Canadian Davsland, the government officially wants you to slow down and speak more clearly.
  • : Canadian Davsland voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Nuclear Arms Possession Act"".
  • : Canadian Davsland voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate The Arab League".
  • : Canadian Davsland's influence in Yggdrasil fell from "Dealmaker" to "Instigator".
  • : Canadian Davsland's influence in Yggdrasil rose from "Instigator" to "Dealmaker".
  • : Canadian Davsland lodged a message on the Yggdrasil Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Canadian Davsland, welfare funding has recently gone through the roof.

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