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Least Corrupt Governments: 131st Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 166th Most Developed: 226th
The Socialist Republic of
Left-wing Utopia
Equality, Justice, Peace, and Freedom above all else.
Regional Influence
Instigator
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Widely Abused

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The Socialist Republic of Canadian Davsland is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Governor General Dave The Brave with a fair hand, and renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, complete lack of prisons, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 14.028 billion Canadian Davslandians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Policy, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Asgardia. The average income tax rate is 98.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Canadian Davslandian economy, worth a remarkable 2,903 trillion Kronicas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 206,957 Kronicas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Racial supremacists indulge their wildest fantasies in cinemas and theatres across the nation, soldiers find that home gadgets and power tools are more effective as improvised weapons than the guns they've been issued, government officials sit helplessly as they are labelled 'Pompous Womples' by celebrities, and East Lebatuckese astronauts' favorite game during downtime on the Multinational Space Station is 'I Spy'. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Canadian Davsland's national animal is the White Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Canadian Davsland is ranked 145,244th in the world and 258th in Yggdrasil for Most Devout, with 4.86 Prayers Per Hour.

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Least Corrupt Governments: 131stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 166thMost Developed: 226thNicest Citizens: 230thMost Influential: 240thSafest: 252ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 252ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 288thLongest Average Lifespans: 342ndMost Pacifist: 346thMost Cultured: 355thMost Rebellious Youth: 404thMost Advanced Public Transport: 417thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 435thMost Beautiful Environments: 495thBest Weather: 512thHealthiest Citizens: 590thMost Advanced Public Education: 684thLargest Welfare Programs: 746thLargest Publishing Industry: 924thHighest Poor Incomes: 944thSmartest Citizens: 955thMost Efficient Economies: 989thLargest Governments: 1,078thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,196thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,256thTop
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Most Inclusive: 1,568thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,821stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,855thHighest Economic Output: 2,562ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,571stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,974thLowest Crime Rates: 3,025thMost Politically Free: 4,158thHighest Average Incomes: 4,188thMost Secular: 6,687thLargest Populations: 7,249thTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 7,784thMost Extreme: 11,144thMost Income Equality: 11,160thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 12,871stNudest: 14,804th
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Least Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionTop
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Safest: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 4th in the regionMost Pacifist: 4th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4th in the regionMost Cultured: 4th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Developed: 5th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 6th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 7th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 7th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 8th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 8th in the regionMost Politically Free: 8th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 9th in the regionBest Weather: 9th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 10th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 13th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 14th in the regionMost Inclusive: 14th in the regionLargest Governments: 14th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 14th in the regionTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 16th in the regionMost Extreme: 17th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 17th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 19th in the regionMost Income Equality: 21st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 23rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 23rd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 25th in the regionLargest Populations: 25th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 26th in the region

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