The Democratic States of Can Bikoreis is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, sprawling nuclear power plants, and public floggings. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 266 million Can Bikoreisians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 19.0%.

The very strong Can Bikoreisian economy, worth 18.1 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Tourism, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 68,047 dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 205,758 per year while the poor average 17,519, a ratio of 11.7 to 1.

Prisons are filled with the cackles and sobs of a deranged inmate population, there's an aura of pseudoscience around academia, Rupert Bear is considered to be the most risqué TV programme in Can Bikoreis, and CEOs can't hear the term 'Fire Sale' without bursting into tears. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Can Bikoreis's national animal is the crocodile, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Can Bikoreis is ranked 177,018^th in the world and 100^th in Karma for Most Conservative, scoring 52.4 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.