The Protectorate of Camunia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service. The hard-working population of 23.619 billion Camunians are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The medium-sized, pro-business government prioritizes Spirituality, although Defense, Law & Order, and Education are also considered important, while Healthcare is ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 18.1%.

The very strong Camunian economy, worth a remarkable 1,041 trillion lires a year, is led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 44,088 lires, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 151,258 per year while the poor average 9,431, a ratio of 16.0 to 1.

The government is seen to favor Catholics, citizens select which government department gets their income tax lires each year, and voting is compulsory. Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Camunia's national animal is the goat.

Camunia is ranked 245,994^th in the world and 5,854^th in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 53.23 law-abiding acts per hour.