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Largest Mining Sector: 2,706th Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,542nd Largest Retail Industry: 3,564th
The Holy Grand Duchy of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Life is Like a Box of Chocolates!
Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Camulia

Population3.327 billion

CapitalSumma Deorum Domum
LeaderKing JB

CurrencyCamu
AnimalCardinal

The Holy Grand Duchy of Camulia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by King JB with an iron fist, and remarkable for its digital currency, sprawling nuclear power plants, and avant-garde cinema. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.327 billion Camulians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Summa Deorum Domum. The average income tax rate is 4.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Camulian economy, worth 509 trillion Camus a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 153,112 Camus, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

The "swords to plowshares" policy has created a generation of farmers that can kill a yak from 200 yards away, there have been sightings of people walking around dressed in nothing but leopard-skin g-strings for 'religious reasons', the government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster, and homeowners on prime real estate have been seen dodging giant bulldozers with cartoon characters painted on them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Camulia's national animal is the Cardinal, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Camulia is ranked 38,836th in the world and 19th in Selene for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 2,574.86 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

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Largest Mining Sector: 2,706thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,542ndLargest Retail Industry: 3,564thMost Avoided: 3,647thHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,730thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,108thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,226thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 4,458thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5,145thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,280thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,719thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,695thMost Devout: 8,960thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 12,005thLargest Black Market: 12,521stHighest Poor Incomes: 14,989thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,216thLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,523rdFattest Citizens: 15,879thMost Efficient Economies: 15,913th
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Largest Retail Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 4th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionMost Avoided: 5th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 5th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Black Market: 5th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5th in the regionFattest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 7th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Camulia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Devout.
  • : Following new legislation in Camulia, homeowners on prime real estate have been seen dodging giant bulldozers with cartoon characters painted on them.
  • : Following new legislation in Camulia, the government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster.
  • : Following new legislation in Camulia, there have been sightings of people walking around dressed in nothing but leopard-skin g-strings for 'religious reasons'.
  • : Following new legislation in Camulia, the "swords to plowshares" policy has created a generation of farmers that can kill a yak from 200 yards away.
  • : Following new legislation in Camulia, tabloids coo over King JB's expected child.
  • : Following new legislation in Camulia, a stitch in time could see you serving nine.
  • : Camulia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate The Monarchist Entente".
  • : Following new legislation in Camulia, a firework a day does not in fact keep the doctor away.
  • : Following new legislation in Camulia, thousands of cute furry kittens are trampling everything in their path (Camulia has found 1 easter egg).

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