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Largest Mining Sector: 2,424th Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,171st Most Avoided: 3,228th
The Holy Grand Duchy of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Life is Like a Box of Chocolates!
Civil Rights
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Population3.756 billion

CapitalSumma Deorum Domum
LeaderKing JB


The Holy Grand Duchy of Camulia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by King JB with an iron fist, and renowned for its public floggings, keen interest in outer space, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.756 billion Camulians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Summa Deorum Domum. The average income tax rate is 4.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Camulian economy, worth 575 trillion Camus a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 153,112 Camus, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

The "swords to plowshares" policy has created a generation of farmers that can kill a yak from 200 yards away, there have been sightings of people walking around dressed in nothing but leopard-skin g-strings for 'religious reasons', the government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster, and homeowners on prime real estate have been seen dodging giant bulldozers with cartoon characters painted on them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Camulia's national animal is the Cardinal, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Camulia is ranked 2,424th in the world and 118th in Balder for Largest Mining Sector, scoring 15,049.79 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

Largest Mining Sector: 2,424thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,171stMost Avoided: 3,228thHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,320thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3,544thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,677thLargest Retail Industry: 3,695thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,336thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,420thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,113thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,091stMost Corrupt Governments: 6,486thTop
Most Devout: 8,383rdHighest Average Incomes: 11,754thLargest Black Market: 12,104thFattest Citizens: 13,702ndHighest Poor Incomes: 14,464thMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,548thLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,898thMost Efficient Economies: 15,179th
Largest Mining Sector: 118th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 167th in the regionMost Avoided: 169th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 170th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 179th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 184th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 193rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 193rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 209th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 251st in the regionTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 293rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 352nd in the regionMost Devout: 423rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 553rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 573rd in the region

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