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Largest Mining Sector: 2,529th Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,260th Most Avoided: 3,348th
The Holy Grand Duchy of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Life is Like a Box of Chocolates!
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Population3.627 billion

CapitalSumma Deorum Domum
LeaderKing JB


The Holy Grand Duchy of Camulia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by King JB with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, avant-garde cinema, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.627 billion Camulians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Summa Deorum Domum. The average income tax rate is 4.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Camulian economy, worth 555 trillion Camus a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 153,112 Camus, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

The "swords to plowshares" policy has created a generation of farmers that can kill a yak from 200 yards away, there have been sightings of people walking around dressed in nothing but leopard-skin g-strings for 'religious reasons', the government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster, and homeowners on prime real estate have been seen dodging giant bulldozers with cartoon characters painted on them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Camulia's national animal is the Cardinal, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Camulia is ranked 14,498th in the world and 675th in Lazarus for Highest Poor Incomes, with 80,407.2 Standard Monetary Units.

Largest Mining Sector: 2,529thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,260thMost Avoided: 3,348thHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,507thLargest Retail Industry: 3,519thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,749thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3,926thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,163rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,549thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,962ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,567thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,396thTop
Most Devout: 8,128thLargest Black Market: 11,629thHighest Average Incomes: 11,813thFattest Citizens: 13,523rdHighest Poor Incomes: 14,498thMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,744thLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,864thMost Efficient Economies: 15,257th
Largest Mining Sector: 123rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 139th in the regionMost Avoided: 162nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 168th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 178th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 182nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 200th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 222nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 230th in the regionTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 272nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 273rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 351st in the regionMost Devout: 373rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Camulia's influence in Lazarus rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Camulia's influence in Lazarus rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Camulia was refounded in Lazarus.
  • : Camulia ceased to exist in Lazarus.
  • : Camulia's influence in Lazarus rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Camulia's influence in Lazarus rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Camulia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.
  • : Camulia applied to join the World Assembly.
  • : Camulia was refounded in Lazarus.
  • : Camulia ceased to exist in Selene.


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