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Most Pacifist: 425thMost Cheerful Citizens: 426thNicest Citizens: 584th
The Free Land of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Anyone can form a committee
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Superb

Overview Factbook Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Cameroi

Population25.766 billion

CapitalNebethira
Faithnalanuthu is popular but unofficial

Currencydream
Animalcamaroian lion bear

The Free Land of Cameroi is a gargantuan, cultured nation, remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, digital currency, and parental licensing program. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 25.766 billion Cameroians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Policy, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nebethira. The income tax rate is 100%.

The large but stagnant Cameroian economy, worth 317 trillion dreams a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is 12,338 dreams, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

The government regularly reassures citizens that there are no monsters under their beds, sleazy politicians exploit the Parliamentary Code of Conduct to purge their rivals, kids are taught in schools to argue with their parents, and hazmat suits are a common Cameroian garb. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cameroi's national animal is the camaroian lion bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is nalanuthu is popular but unofficial.

Cameroi is ranked 1,974th in the world and 35th in Forest for Healthiest Citizens, with 27.87 bananas ingested per day.

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Most Pacifist: 425thMost Cheerful Citizens: 426thNicest Citizens: 584thMost Compassionate Citizens: 692ndSafest: 716thHighest Average Tax Rates: 765thLeast Corrupt Governments: 790thBest Weather: 867thMost Beautiful Environments: 887thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,123rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,236thLargest Governments: 1,261stLowest Crime Rates: 1,593rdMost Cultured: 1,971stHealthiest Citizens: 1,974thHighest Food Quality: 1,979thMost Inclusive: 2,051stSmartest Citizens: 2,598thTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 3,542ndLargest Populations: 4,918thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,299thTop
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Most Influential: 17,946thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18,844thMost Patriotic: 21,704th
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 7th in the regionNicest Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Pacifist: 9th in the regionLargest Populations: 10th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 13th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 13th in the regionSafest: 14th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 17th in the regionTop
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Largest Governments: 19th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 19th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 23rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 26th in the regionBest Weather: 29th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 32nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 34th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 35th in the regionMost Inclusive: 36th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 36th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Cameroi, hazmat suits are a common Cameroian garb.
  • : Following new legislation in Cameroi, kids are taught in schools to argue with their parents.
  • : Cameroi lodged a message on the Forest Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Cameroi, sleazy politicians exploit the Parliamentary Code of Conduct to purge their rivals.
  • : Cameroi lodged a message on the Forest Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Cameroi, the government regularly reassures citizens that there are no monsters under their beds.
  • : Following new legislation in Cameroi, the question of 'what is Leader's favorite color?' has been given a priority rating of burnt-orange.
  • : Cameroi lodged a message on the Forest Regional Message Board.
  • : Cameroi lodged a message on the Forest Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Cameroi, Leader's new door-knocking campaign has the sweet taste of success.

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