The Free Land of Cameroi is a gargantuan, cultured nation, remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, digital currency, and parental licensing program. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 25.766 billion Cameroians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Policy, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nebethira. The income tax rate is 100%.

The large but stagnant Cameroian economy, worth 317 trillion dreams a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is 12,338 dreams, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

The government regularly reassures citizens that there are no monsters under their beds, sleazy politicians exploit the Parliamentary Code of Conduct to purge their rivals, kids are taught in schools to argue with their parents, and hazmat suits are a common Cameroian garb. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cameroi's national animal is the camaroian lion bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is nalanuthu is popular but unofficial.

Cameroi is ranked 1,974^th in the world and 35^th in Forest for Healthiest Citizens, with 27.87 bananas ingested per day.