The Free Land of Cameroi is a gargantuan, cultured nation, notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, national health service, and parental licensing program. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 24.124 billion Cameroians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Policy, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nebethira. The income tax rate is 100%.

The large but stagnant Cameroian economy, worth 288 trillion dreams a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. Average income is 11,940 dreams, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The government is under the thumb of countless special interests, recreational drug businesses are regularly pruned if they grow above the maximum legal size, beggars lack pockets for spare change, and all children's clothes come in only cream and off-white to prevent offense. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cameroi's national animal is the camaroian lion bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is nalanuthu is popular but unofficial.

Cameroi is ranked 504^th in the world and 10^th in Forest for Nicest Citizens, with 103.51 average smiles per day.