The Free Land of Cameroi is a gargantuan, safe nation, renowned for its national health service, smutty television, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, cheerful population of 19.429 billion Cameroians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Policy, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nebethira. The income tax rate is 100%.

The large but stagnant Cameroian economy, worth 214 trillion dreams a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. Average income is 11,027 dreams, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Teenagers haven't been seen outdoors since the nation reconnected to the Internet, antique comic book collectors are disappointed to hear that their treasures are worth exactly as little as their mothers said they were, mystics are claiming that a simultaneous rise in scepticism and education budgets is correlation rather than causation, and appliance stores are finding spy cameras embedded in their unboxed merchandise. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cameroi's national animal is the camaroian lion bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Cameroi is ranked 149,793^rd in the world and 353^rd in Forest for Highest Disposable Incomes, with zero Standard Monetary Units.