The Free Land of Cameroi is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, digital currency, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 22.671 billion Cameroians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Policy, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nebethira. The income tax rate is 100%.

The large but stagnant Cameroian economy, worth 266 trillion dreams a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is 11,773 dreams, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It's best not to ask what goes into Nebethira Fried Chicken's secret blend of herbs and spices, bored politicians often entertain themselves with games of Simon during important votes, citizens are deployed to barren deserts to protect small territorial claims, and boys who take just one date to the high school prom are called 'losers'. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cameroi's national animal is the camaroian lion bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is nalanuthu is popular but unofficial.

Cameroi is ranked 214,140^th in the world and 409^th in Forest for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -8.29 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.