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Largest Publishing Industry: 237th Most Cheerful Citizens: 806th Most Efficient Economies: 915th
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Population15.696 billion

LeaderNichard Rixon
Faiththe one that promises cookies in heaven

Currencyroast boar
Animalchocolate cannabis cake

The Adventures of Camelza is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Nichard Rixon with a fair hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, daily referendums, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 15.696 billion adorable bunnies hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Education, although Environment is also considered important, while Spirituality and Law & Order are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of snark. The average income tax rate is 31.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient nasty economy, worth a remarkable 2,288 trillion roast boars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism. Average income is an impressive 145,781 roast boars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

A ban on unsolicited cold calling in all forms is in effect, a new generation of aquariumless hotels are being built under government supervision, the nation's war memorials are being torn down and replaced with peace gardens, and there has been a rapid increase of noise complaints over the sound of buzzing bees. Crime is totally unknown. Camelza's national animal is the chocolate cannabis cake, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the one that promises cookies in heaven.

Camelza is ranked 50,286th in the world and 2nd in Angels of Derp for Most Extreme, scoring 24.03 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

Largest Publishing Industry: 237thMost Cheerful Citizens: 806thMost Efficient Economies: 915thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,429thTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 2,400thMost Cultured: 2,487thMost Developed: 2,569thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,681stMost Beautiful Environments: 2,737thSmartest Citizens: 2,844thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,191stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,275thHighest Economic Output: 4,980thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5,198thMost Politically Free: 5,331stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,423rdBest Weather: 6,597thHighest Disposable Incomes: 6,705thMost Influential: 6,983rdNicest Citizens: 7,737thNudest: 8,359thTop
Largest Populations: 8,603rdHighest Poor Incomes: 12,774thHighest Average Incomes: 13,787thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 16,071st

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