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Population12.816 billion

LeaderNichard Rixon
Faiththe one that promises cookies in heaven

Currencyroast boar
Animalchocolate cannabis cake

The Adventures of Camelza is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Nichard Rixon with a fair hand, and renowned for its smutty television, keen interest in outer space, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 12.816 billion adorable bunnies hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Education, although Environment is also considered important, while Spirituality and Law & Order receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of snark. The average income tax rate is 31.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient nasty economy, worth a remarkable 1,868 trillion roast boars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism. Average income is an impressive 145,781 roast boars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

A ban on unsolicited cold calling in all forms is in effect, a new generation of aquariumless hotels are being built under government supervision, the nation's war memorials are being torn down and replaced with peace gardens, and there has been a rapid increase of noise complaints over the sound of buzzing bees. Crime is totally unknown. Camelza's national animal is the chocolate cannabis cake, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the one that promises cookies in heaven.

Camelza is ranked 2,352nd in the world and 3rd in Angels of Derp for Smartest Citizens, with 148.7 Quips Per Hour.

Largest Publishing Industry: 244thMost Cheerful Citizens: 848thMost Efficient Economies: 938thLeast Corrupt Governments: 958thTop
Most Developed: 1,972ndMost Beautiful Environments: 2,235thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,299thMost Cultured: 2,317thSmartest Citizens: 2,352ndMost Rebellious Youth: 3,236thMost Stationary: 3,325thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,603rdLongest Average Lifespans: 3,660thMost Politically Free: 4,195thHighest Economic Output: 5,303rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,608thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5,968thMost Influential: 6,039thBest Weather: 6,184thNicest Citizens: 7,784thTop
Nudest: 8,453rdLargest Populations: 9,620thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,631stHighest Average Incomes: 12,803rdMost Extensive Civil Rights: 13,899th

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