The Republic of Camberus 433 is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its parental licensing program, prohibition of alcohol, and stringent health and safety legislation. The devout population of 2.706 billion Camberus 433ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 31.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Camberus 433ian economy, worth 285 trillion baht a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an impressive 105,335 baht, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

Escargots have lost their charm ever since they started to be called 'cooked land snails', you need a signed affidavit from a registered psychiatrist to claim that you have crazy low prices, teachers are dying as they attempt to read 500 word essays without pausing for breath, and counselors diagnose their clients with motherboard complexes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Camberus 433's national animal is the dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Camberus 433 is ranked 223,817^th in the world and 288^th in Cainitium for Most Primitive, scoring -88.43 on the Scary Big Number Scale.