The Free Land of Camaraland is a huge, efficient nation, remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, compulsory military service, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 948 million Camaralandians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Camaratal. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Camaralandian economy, worth 144 trillion Cryptos a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Soda Sales, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 151,992 Cryptos, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 829,388 per year while the poor average 14,266, a ratio of 58.1 to 1.

Prominent cultural symbols are featured on the backs of cereal boxes, the Camaralandian basket weaving sector is on the brink of collapse as cheap imports flood the market, eight-year-olds can be seen lighting up in public areas, and the moon's craters are more numerous every day. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Camaraland's national animal is the Camarão, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Camaraland is ranked 1,337^th in the world and 1^st in Muralha for Highest Crime Rates, with 46.56 crimes per hour.