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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,100thFattest Citizens: 1,284thHighest Crime Rates: 1,337th
The Free Land of
Capitalizt
Melhor uma pedra no caminho do que duas nos rins
Influence
Contender
Oficial de Diplomacia
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Camaraland

Population948 million

CapitalCamaratal

CurrencyCryptos
AnimalCamarão

The Free Land of Camaraland is a huge, efficient nation, remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, compulsory military service, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 948 million Camaralandians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Camaratal. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Camaralandian economy, worth 144 trillion Cryptos a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Soda Sales, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 151,992 Cryptos, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 829,388 per year while the poor average 14,266, a ratio of 58.1 to 1.

Prominent cultural symbols are featured on the backs of cereal boxes, the Camaralandian basket weaving sector is on the brink of collapse as cheap imports flood the market, eight-year-olds can be seen lighting up in public areas, and the moon's craters are more numerous every day. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Camaraland's national animal is the Camarão, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Camaraland is ranked 1,337th in the world and 1st in Muralha for Highest Crime Rates, with 46.56 crimes per hour.

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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,100thFattest Citizens: 1,284thHighest Crime Rates: 1,337thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,365thMost Armed: 2,081stMost Avoided: 2,178thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,287thLargest Retail Industry: 2,559thTop
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 2,868thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,888thRudest Citizens: 3,371stLargest Agricultural Sector: 6,551stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6,715thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8,398thMost Rebellious Youth: 9,009thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,484thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,630thLargest Mining Sector: 11,539thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 11,766thLargest Insurance Industry: 12,258thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,087thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 14,665thMost Secular: 16,940thLargest Gambling Industry: 18,635thMost Efficient Economies: 19,886thMost Corrupt Governments: 21,301stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 21,363rdHighest Drug Use: 22,714thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 23,595thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 25,688thMost Pro-Market: 26,419th
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Highest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionTop
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Rudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Camaraland was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Camaraland, the moon's craters are more numerous every day.
  • : Following new legislation in Camaraland, eight-year-olds can be seen lighting up in public areas.
  • : Following new legislation in Camaraland, the Camaralandian basket weaving sector is on the brink of collapse as cheap imports flood the market.
  • : Following new legislation in Camaraland, prominent cultural symbols are featured on the backs of cereal boxes.
  • : Following new legislation in Camaraland, teddy bear James Dean (aka "the Rebel Without the Claws") helps convince kids that candy cigarettes are cool.
  • : Following new legislation in Camaraland, children spend all morning taking out a comma and all afternoon putting it back in again.
  • : Following new legislation in Camaraland, the government prefers to kill off its enemies by peaceful means.
  • : Following new legislation in Camaraland, the nation's first space rocket -- sponsored by Eckie-Ecola and shaped like an enormous soda bottle -- is being developed.
  • : Following new legislation in Camaraland, soldiers stream their classified military operations live for millions of fans.

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