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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 478th Rudest Citizens: 1,022nd Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,459th
The United Kingdom of
Corporate Bordello
Justice, Piety, Loyalty
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom
Widely Abused

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Cam Zazi

Population2.529 billion

CapitalCam Zazi City
Faitha major religion


The United Kingdom of Cam Zazi is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Leader with a fair hand, and renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, zero percent divorce rate, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 2.529 billion Cam Zazians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The large, corrupt, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cam Zazi City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 70.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Cam Zazian economy, worth 376 trillion bitcoins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 148,694 bitcoins, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 592,122 per year while the poor average 25,152, a ratio of 23.5 to 1.

The fines for getting caught with the wrong recipe book can force Cam Zazians into bankruptcy, five-year-olds who refuse to line up on command get gold stars, giant beards and handlebar moustaches are increasingly popular, and Cam Zazi City's main city thoroughfare has been blocked by a row of leyland cypresses that mysteriously appeared overnight. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cam Zazi's national animal is the horse, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is a major religion.

Cam Zazi is ranked 164,748th in the world and 8,913th in The North Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 33.52 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 478thRudest Citizens: 1,022ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,459thMost Influential: 1,471stMost Subsidized Industry: 1,522ndTop
Largest Mining Sector: 2,939thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,134thMost Avoided: 3,419thLargest Black Market: 3,533rdMost Armed: 3,974thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,035thNudest: 4,607thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,840thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,872ndLargest Retail Industry: 4,880thMost Devout: 5,397thMost Politically Free: 5,527thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,290thTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,944thMost Efficient Economies: 10,175thHighest Drug Use: 11,314thMost Advanced Public Education: 12,183rdGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 12,837thHighest Average Incomes: 13,052ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14,117th
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 53rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 60th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 76th in the regionMost Politically Free: 85th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 89th in the regionTop
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 98th in the regionLargest Black Market: 108th in the regionMost Avoided: 113th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 141st in the regionMost Armed: 144th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 169th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 173rd in the regionNudest: 175th in the regionMost Devout: 226th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 239th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 249th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 360th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 402nd in the regionTop
Highest Drug Use: 455th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 492nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 506th in the regionMost Influential: 612th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 614th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 627th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 629th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 823rd in the regionMost Stationary: 875th in the regionLargest Governments: 892nd in the region

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