by Max Barry

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Most Secular: 668thMost Developed: 1,629thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,173rd
The Autonomous Provincial Union of
Left-wing Utopia
Unum est populos et unum foederatio
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population7.998 billion

CapitalNew Calusahatchii City
LeaderThe Executive Council

CurrencyCalusian Dollar

The Autonomous Provincial Union of Calusahatchii is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by The Executive Council with a fair hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.998 billion Calusians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Calusahatchii City. The average income tax rate is 95.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Calusian economy, worth a remarkable 1,631 trillion Calusian Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 204,014 Calusian Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The official Calusian Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child, t-shirts displaying a photo of The Executive Council performing the Full-Monty are selling out, the news is showing footage of The Executive Council bullying an old man to the point of tears, and anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Calusahatchii's national animal is the Trilobite, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Calusahatchii is ranked 2,414th in the world and 23rd in The Communist Bloc for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 24,364.84 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

Most Secular: 668thMost Developed: 1,629thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,173rdHealthiest Citizens: 2,211thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,224thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,261stSmartest Citizens: 2,334thTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 2,414thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,458thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,738thMost Influential: 3,175thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,336thBest Weather: 3,601stMost Efficient Economies: 3,601stMost Beautiful Environments: 3,725thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,741stLargest Governments: 3,755thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,798thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,923rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,118thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,490thHighest Food Quality: 4,560thLowest Crime Rates: 5,195thMost Cultured: 6,159thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,374thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,410thMost Inclusive: 6,448thHighest Average Incomes: 6,458thRudest Citizens: 6,725thMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,380thNicest Citizens: 8,058thHighest Economic Output: 10,914thTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 12,597thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 15,849thMost Pacifist: 20,472ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 20,796th
Largest Publishing Industry: 23rd in the regionMost Secular: 23rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 34th in the regionRudest Citizens: 36th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 36th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 39th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 39th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 43rd in the regionTop
Most Developed: 45th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 45th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 48th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 49th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 54th in the regionMost Influential: 60th in the regionBest Weather: 63rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 63rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 68th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 68th in the regionLargest Governments: 69th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 70th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 73rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 74th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 77th in the regionMost Cultured: 77th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 77th in the regionNudest: 82nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 83rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 87th in the region

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