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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 599th Largest Retail Industry: 631st Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,446th
The Constitutional Monarchy of
New York Times Democracy
A New Era is Upon Us!
Prime Minister Allie Robins
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population6.447 billion

LeaderPrime Minister Allie Robins

CurrencyGold Piece

The Constitutional Monarchy of Calponia is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Prime Minister Allie Robins with a fair hand, and notable for its compulsory vegetarianism, otherworldly petting zoo, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 6.447 billion Calponians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wellington. The average income tax rate is 49.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Calponian economy, worth a remarkable 1,042 trillion Gold Pieces a year, is dominated by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 161,685 Gold Pieces, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

Betting pennies on games of Go Fish is considered deviant, police officers often conceal their identities to safeguard against public complaints, EpiPen sales have skyrocketed, and hiding wrinkles with make-up is illegal. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Calponia's national animal is the Dove, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Christianity.

Calponia is ranked 145,388th in the world and 200th in New Western Empire for Most Pacifist, with 5.91 Cheeks Turned Per Day.

Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 599thLargest Retail Industry: 631stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,446thRudest Citizens: 1,488thTop
Most Devout: 2,290thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,292ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,627thLargest Black Market: 2,664thMost Avoided: 3,090thMost Influential: 3,864thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,099thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,117thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,256thMost Efficient Economies: 6,561stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7,122ndLargest Mining Sector: 7,413thTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 8,267thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,441stHighest Disposable Incomes: 9,289thHighest Average Incomes: 10,245thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,539thMost Rebellious Youth: 10,789thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,702ndMost Cultured: 12,725thHighest Economic Output: 13,783rdMost Advanced Public Education: 15,404th
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 4th in the regionMost Devout: 4th in the regionLargest Black Market: 8th in the regionMost Avoided: 9th in the regionTop
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 12th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 12th in the regionRudest Citizens: 13th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 15th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 15th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 16th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 16th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 18th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 19th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 21st in the region

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