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Most Valuable International Artwork: 375thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,525thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,998th
The Armed Republic of
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Population1.668 billion

CapitalSchrute Farms
LeaderThe Cowboy

CurrencySchrutebucks and Stanley Nickels

The Armed Republic of CALLMEDADDYSTRATTON is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by The Cowboy with an iron fist, and renowned for its strictly enforced bedtime, pith helmet sales, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.668 billion Dwights are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Industry also on the agenda, while Welfare is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Schrute Farms. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 71.5%.

The frighteningly efficient schrute economy, worth 320 trillion Schrutebucks and Stanley Nickels a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 192,438 Schrutebucks and Stanley Nickels, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 854,475 per year while the poor average 27,020, a ratio of 31.6 to 1.

The examiners who examine examiners are being examined by examiners, foreign lack of enthusiasm for schrute nose-flute disco metal is seen as a reasonable casus belli, children must be board certified to append "Jr" to their name, and police officers often conceal their identities to safeguard against public complaints. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. CALLMEDADDYSTRATTON's national animal is the Bigfoot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Bigfootest.

CALLMEDADDYSTRATTON is ranked 40,535th in the world and 2nd in The Pact of Roosters for Healthiest Citizens, with 5.66 Bananas Ingested Per Day.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 375thTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 2,525thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,998thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,278thLargest Insurance Industry: 4,318thLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,925thLargest Retail Industry: 5,739thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,804thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,229thHighest Average Incomes: 7,025thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,182ndMost Efficient Economies: 8,275thLargest Black Market: 10,542ndLargest Governments: 10,723rdTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 12,545thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,361stMost Subsidized Industry: 13,471stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 15,099thMost Developed: 15,239thMost Devout: 17,312thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 18,077thLargest Information Technology Sector: 19,604thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 21,805th
Most Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the region

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