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Nudest: 1,265thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,251stMost Compassionate Citizens: 15,337th
The Colony of
Democratic Socialists
Justice, Piety, Loyalty
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Fair
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Calimao

Population872 million

CurrencyCalimon
AnimalCat

The Colony of Calimao is a huge, cultured nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 872 million Calimaoans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 68.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Calimaoan economy, worth 29.3 trillion Calimons a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 33,639 Calimons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

In court almost every witness is a hostile witness, jokes told in elementary school often come back to haunt politicians, burial ceremonies have become as routinised as tax forms, and Leader has just been declared ruler of Calimao in an international press conference. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Calimao's national animal is the Cat.

Calimao is ranked 232,739th in the world and 5,969th in the Rejected Realms for Fattest Citizens, with 8.29 Obesity Rate.

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Nudest: 1,265thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 9,251stTop
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 15,337thNicest Citizens: 15,747thLargest Welfare Programs: 20,873rd
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Nudest: 21st in the regionTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 244th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 319th in the regionNicest Citizens: 330th in the regionTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 462nd in the regionMost Influential: 626th in the regionMost Inclusive: 655th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Calimao, Leader has just been declared ruler of Calimao in an international press conference.
  • : Following new legislation in Calimao, burial ceremonies have become as routinised as tax forms.
  • : Following new legislation in Calimao, jokes told in elementary school often come back to haunt politicians.
  • : Following new legislation in Calimao, in court almost every witness is a hostile witness.
  • : Following new legislation in Calimao, elementary school students are required to master Bach's Chaconne in D before graduation.
  • : Calimao endorsed The Queendom of Coluperinkera.
  • : Calimao endorsed The Nomadic Peoples of Gibralistan.
  • : Calimao voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Realm of the Whispering Winds".
  • : Calimao voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Rights for Crime Victims Act".
  • : Calimao was endorsed by The Nomadic Peoples of Gibralistan.

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