The Smokey This Isn't 'Nam of Calimama is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by The Dude with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, compulsory military service, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.508 billion Nihilists enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bowling Alley. The average income tax rate is 98.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Nihilist economy, worth a remarkable 1,161 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 154,729 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Money grows on trees, every school is receiving a brand new eraser, undergrads find their professors' mushroom experiments less psychedelic than expected, and hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Calimama's national animal is the Marmot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Rug That Tied The Room Together.

Calimama is ranked 13,812^th in the world and 689^th in Osiris for Most Secular, with 84.82 Atheism Rate.