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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 666thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,222ndLargest Welfare Programs: 1,593rd
The Smokey This Isn't 'Nam of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
The Dude Abides.
The Dude
Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

Overview Factbook Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Calimama

Population7.508 billion

CapitalBowling Alley
LeaderThe Dude
FaithThe Rug That Tied The Room Together

CurrencyDollar
AnimalMarmot

The Smokey This Isn't 'Nam of Calimama is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by The Dude with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, compulsory military service, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.508 billion Nihilists enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bowling Alley. The average income tax rate is 98.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Nihilist economy, worth a remarkable 1,161 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 154,729 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Money grows on trees, every school is receiving a brand new eraser, undergrads find their professors' mushroom experiments less psychedelic than expected, and hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Calimama's national animal is the Marmot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Rug That Tied The Room Together.

Calimama is ranked 13,812th in the world and 689th in Osiris for Most Secular, with 84.82 Atheism Rate.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 666thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,222ndLargest Welfare Programs: 1,593rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,694thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,042ndTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 2,967thLargest Governments: 2,972ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,108thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,147thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,196thLowest Crime Rates: 3,197thSafest: 3,198thHealthiest Citizens: 3,335thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,377thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,471stMost Advanced Public Education: 3,521stNicest Citizens: 3,533rdMost Inclusive: 3,896thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,992ndMost Developed: 4,138thBest Weather: 4,145thMost Pacifist: 4,601stMost Cultured: 5,060thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,986thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,028thSmartest Citizens: 6,396thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,876thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,891stMost Efficient Economies: 8,723rdTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 13,223rdMost Secular: 13,812thHighest Economic Output: 15,805thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 16,362ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 18,651stMost Income Equality: 23,441st
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 30th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 58th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 67th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 71st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 74th in the regionTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 109th in the regionLargest Governments: 118th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 119th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 123rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 132nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 132nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 143rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 144th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 154th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 156th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 157th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 157th in the regionMost Inclusive: 159th in the regionSafest: 164th in the regionBest Weather: 173rd in the regionMost Developed: 178th in the regionMost Pacifist: 215th in the regionMost Cultured: 229th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 250th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 277th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 285th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 356th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 366th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 371st in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Civil Rights: 613th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 641st in the regionMost Income Equality: 680th in the regionMost Secular: 689th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 725th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 766th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Calimama's influence in Osiris rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
  • : Following new legislation in Calimama, hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock".
  • : Following new legislation in Calimama, undergrads find their professors' mushroom experiments less psychedelic than expected.
  • : Following new legislation in Calimama, every school is receiving a brand new eraser.
  • : Following new legislation in Calimama, money grows on trees.
  • : Calimama altered its national flag.
  • : Calimama altered its national flag.
  • : Calimama altered its national flag.
  • : Calimama altered its national flag.
  • : Calimama was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Income Equality.

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