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Safest: 8,083rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,263rdBest Weather: 18,549th
The Nerasian Protectorate of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Unity Make Us Stronger
Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Caliguri

Population4.46 billion

CapitalCaliguri
LeaderLord Protector Dimitri Mitras

CurrencyNares
AnimalImperial Snow Eagle

The Nerasian Protectorate of Caliguri is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Lord Protector Dimitri Mitras with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, pith helmet sales, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 4.46 billion Caligurians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Caliguri. The average income tax rate is 53.1%.

The very strong Caligurian economy, worth 370 trillion Nareses a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 83,116 Nareses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

Any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property, every microwave and toaster is being disassembled and probed by inspectors, the mummified remains of former kings are apparently discovered every time a tourist loses their wallet, and casino tax breaks are even bigger than their jackpots. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Caliguri's national animal is the Imperial Snow Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Caliguri is ranked 203,802nd in the world and 5th in Imperial Continent for Most Stationary, with 43.25582648292 days.

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Safest: 8,083rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,263rdTop
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Best Weather: 18,549thMost Valuable International Artwork: 21,351stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 23,452ndLowest Crime Rates: 23,735thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 24,576thLongest Average Lifespans: 27,590thHealthiest Citizens: 28,014th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Caliguri, casino tax breaks are even bigger than their jackpots.
  • : Following new legislation in Caliguri, the mummified remains of former kings are apparently discovered every time a tourist loses their wallet.
  • : Following new legislation in Caliguri, every microwave and toaster is being disassembled and probed by inspectors.
  • : Following new legislation in Caliguri, any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property.
  • : Caliguri was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
  • : Following new legislation in Caliguri, the roads are virtually falling apart.
  • : Caliguri's influence in Imperial Continent rose from "Squire" to "Apprentice".
  • : Following new legislation in Caliguri, teachers label difficult children as "somebody else's problem" before expelling them.
  • : Following new legislation in Caliguri, thousands of former pirates can be found peddling knockoff products in flea markets.
  • : Following new legislation in Caliguri, academics have a bone to pick with free market entrepreneurs.

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