The United States of California America is a huge, efficient nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 429 million California Americans enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The tiny, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Spirituality, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.5%.

The very strong California American economy, worth 28.0 trillion United States Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Soda Sales. Average income is 65,241 United States Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 9.7 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens hear a diversity of opinions from a range of billionaire-owned corporations, the nation's coasts have been left unprotected while the entire navy sits in Brasilistani waters, polite commuters on the California America City Metro always let hurried workers off the train first, and little kids often wonder why strange grown-ups are following them around the soft play areas. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. California America's national animal is the Bear.

California America is ranked 137,122^nd in the world and 1,817^th in the Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 65 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.