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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 57thMost Primitive: 91stMost Devout: 100th
The Theocracy of
Psychotic Dictatorship
You Will OBEY !!!!!
Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Calieda

Population5.039 billion

CurrencyHung
AnimalSpider

The Theocracy of Calieda is a colossal, orderly nation, remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, compulsory vegetarianism, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.039 billion Caliedans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. The average income tax rate is 96.8%.

The powerhouse Caliedan economy, worth a remarkable 1,962 trillion Hungs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 389,367 Hungs, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,164,619 per year while the poor average 101,807, a ratio of 11.4 to 1.

The dartboard at the Caliedan Cancer Research Charity bears a picture of Leader's face, the military refers to helpless combatants offering surrender as "sitting ducks", the working classes live and die on the fields of the farming communes, and not showing enough enthusiasm for mutual assured destruction is a court-martial offence. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Calieda's national animal is the Spider, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Calieda is ranked 8,109th in the world and 254th in The East Pacific for Rudest Citizens, with 117.7 Insults Per Minute.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 57thMost Primitive: 91stMost Devout: 100thLargest Mining Sector: 101stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 126thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 142ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 159thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 198thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 199thMost Corrupt Governments: 220thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 352ndMost Avoided: 437thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 470thMost Conservative: 676thLowest Crime Rates: 843rdHighest Average Incomes: 868thLargest Black Market: 926thMost Armed: 964thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,479thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,961stLargest Governments: 1,978thTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 3,356thMost Authoritarian: 7,754thRudest Citizens: 8,109thHighest Economic Output: 8,515thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,245thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 11,496thTop
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Largest Insurance Industry: 14,725thMost Stationary: 22,341stMost Influential: 22,475th
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Devout: 5th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 6th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 7th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Avoided: 12th in the regionLargest Black Market: 20th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 20th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 21st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 21st in the regionMost Armed: 23rd in the regionMost Conservative: 26th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 28th in the regionLargest Governments: 54th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 80th in the regionTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 104th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 142nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 254th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 353rd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 358th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 362nd in the regionMost Stationary: 379th in the regionTop
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Largest Insurance Industry: 486th in the regionMost Extreme: 614th in the regionLargest Populations: 672nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Calieda, not showing enough enthusiasm for mutual assured destruction is a court-martial offence.
  • : Following new legislation in Calieda, the working classes live and die on the fields of the farming communes.
  • : Following new legislation in Calieda, the military refers to helpless combatants offering surrender as "sitting ducks".
  • : Following new legislation in Calieda, the dartboard at the Caliedan Cancer Research Charity bears a picture of Leader's face.
  • : Following new legislation in Calieda, a valid legal defense is 'dead men tell no tales'.
  • : Following new legislation in Calieda, the most popular stadium acts are one-off performances.
  • : Following new legislation in Calieda, it is mandatory for actors to exit stage left.
  • : Calieda was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
  • : Following new legislation in Calieda, mining is the nation's most dangerous occupation.
  • : Following new legislation in Calieda, unfit police officers collapse while trying to capture unusually athletic criminals.

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