The District of Calgary is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its complete lack of public education, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 26.511 billion Calgarians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.7%.

The very strong Calgaryian economy, worth a remarkable 1,154 trillion districtas a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Information Technology, and Trout Farming. Average income is 43,531 districtas, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 295,962 per year while the poor average 2,339, a ratio of 126 to 1.

The government is avowedly atheist, the streets are increasingly clogged with poverty-stricken beggars, Calgary's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, and corporations donate huge sums of money to favored politicians. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Calgary's national animal is the deer.

Calgary is ranked 290,127^th in the world and 8^th in Calgary for Lowest Crime Rates, with 30.86 law-abiding acts per hour.