The Good Smiles of Caleonia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Aki-san with an even hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, ritual sacrifices, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 5.206 billion Caleonians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Motegi. The average income tax rate is 82.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Caleonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,013 trillion figmas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 194,691 figmas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

Super Barry Brothers is the most popular video game in the nation, the justice of Caleonia is considered superior to that of other nations, people make a career out of medical voyeurism, and one tree's worth of paperwork accompanies each imported log of timber. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Caleonia's national animal is the Mikudayo, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Caleonia is ranked 190,830^th in the world and 6^th in Neo Otaku Utopia for Nudest, with 50 Cheeks Per Square Mile.