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Most Scientifically Advanced: 1,907thMost Efficient Economies: 2,157thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,716th
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Population9.359 billion

LeaderPresident Takanori Aki


The Sports Paradise of Caleonia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Takanori Aki with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 9.359 billion Caleonians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cooper. The average income tax rate is 91.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Caleonian economy, worth a remarkable 2,178 trillion figmas a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 232,723 figmas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

The government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid, children aren't allowed to chew their pencils until they get home from school, one-man canoes fitted with the latest tracking technology leave no room for one man, and the new national campaign exhorts men to "Show Some Class - Don't Sit On Your Ass". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Caleonia's national animal is the Mikudayo, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Caleonia is ranked 4,395th in the world and 2nd in Neo Otaku Utopia for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 10,445.83 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

Most Scientifically Advanced: 1,907thMost Efficient Economies: 2,157thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,716thTop
Rudest Citizens: 3,759thMost Developed: 3,771stMost Secular: 3,877thSmartest Citizens: 4,260thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,395thLargest Governments: 4,513thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,569thHighest Average Incomes: 4,948thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,789thLowest Crime Rates: 5,992ndHealthiest Citizens: 6,554thLargest Retail Industry: 6,575thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,884thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,278thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,612thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,987thHighest Food Quality: 8,553rdHighest Economic Output: 8,763rdMost Inclusive: 9,191stMost Advanced Public Education: 9,655thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,567thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 11,716thMost Cultured: 11,825thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,274thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12,647thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,240thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 13,261stTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 13,933rdMost Rebellious Youth: 14,942ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 15,866thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 20,323rdMost Corrupt Governments: 21,928thMost Beautiful Environments: 22,353rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 24,075thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 25,774th
Most Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the region

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