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Most Secular: 3,342ndMost Efficient Economies: 3,691stMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,065th
The Good Smiles of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
fight!
Aki-san
Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Good

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Caleonia

Population5.206 billion

CapitalMotegi
LeaderAki-san

Currencyfigma
AnimalMikudayo

The Good Smiles of Caleonia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Aki-san with an even hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, ritual sacrifices, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 5.206 billion Caleonians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Motegi. The average income tax rate is 82.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Caleonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,013 trillion figmas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 194,691 figmas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

Super Barry Brothers is the most popular video game in the nation, the justice of Caleonia is considered superior to that of other nations, people make a career out of medical voyeurism, and one tree's worth of paperwork accompanies each imported log of timber. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Caleonia's national animal is the Mikudayo, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Caleonia is ranked 190,830th in the world and 6th in Neo Otaku Utopia for Nudest, with 50 Cheeks Per Square Mile.

Top
5%
Most Secular: 3,342ndMost Efficient Economies: 3,691stMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,065thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,547thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,775thMost Developed: 6,243rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6,684thHighest Average Incomes: 6,782ndLargest Governments: 7,036thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,522ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,701stSmartest Citizens: 7,955thLowest Crime Rates: 8,083rdHealthiest Citizens: 8,532ndRudest Citizens: 8,562ndLongest Average Lifespans: 8,589thLargest Retail Industry: 9,056thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,840thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,476thTop
10%
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11,046thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,055thMost Valuable International Artwork: 11,857thHighest Average Tax Rates: 12,988thHighest Poor Incomes: 14,123rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 15,799thMost Advanced Public Education: 15,895thMost Corrupt Governments: 15,984thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 16,017thHighest Economic Output: 16,816thLargest Insurance Industry: 17,890thMost Cultured: 17,930thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 18,158thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 19,019thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 20,860th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Caleonia lodged a message on the Neo Otaku Utopia Regional Message Board.
  • : Caleonia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • : Caleonia lodged a message on the Neo Otaku Utopia Regional Message Board.
  • : Caleonia lodged a message on the Neo Otaku Utopia Regional Message Board.
  • : Caleonia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Caleonia, one tree's worth of paperwork accompanies each imported log of timber.
  • : Following new legislation in Caleonia, people make a career out of medical voyeurism.
  • : Following new legislation in Caleonia, the justice of Caleonia is considered superior to that of other nations.
  • : Caleonia lodged a message on the Neo Otaku Utopia Regional Message Board.
  • : Caleonia's influence in Neo Otaku Utopia rose from "Squire" to "Apprentice".

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