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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,045th Most Secular: 4,180th Most Scientifically Advanced: 5,037th
The We Just Left Rhode Island of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Yeah, we just left Rhode Island.
Chad Johnson
Influence
Truckler
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Good

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Caleonia

Population2.861 billion

CapitalRodney Childers
LeaderChad Johnson

CurrencyPuyo Renibi
AnimalAutomobile

The We Just Left Rhode Island of Caleonia is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Chad Johnson with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, ubiquitous missile silos, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 2.861 billion Caleonians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rodney Childers. The average income tax rate is 76.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Caleonian economy, worth 548 trillion Puyo Renibis a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 191,747 Puyo Renibis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Hiding wrinkles with make-up is illegal, the government has implemented minimum wage laws, the nation's train stations are widely considered to be the ugliest in Lardyland, and the Caleonia Automotive Racing Series draws millions of spectators annually while those near the tracks complain about the noise. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Caleonia's national animal is the Automobile, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Caleonia is ranked 10,318th in the world and 2nd in Lardyland for Healthiest Citizens, with 12.9 Bananas Ingested Per Day.

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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,045thMost Secular: 4,180thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,037thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,498thHighest Average Incomes: 6,404thLargest Retail Industry: 6,471stLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,542ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6,677thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,145thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,472ndTop
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Largest Governments: 7,893rdMost Developed: 8,612thLowest Crime Rates: 8,655thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 8,999thMost Efficient Economies: 9,570thSmartest Citizens: 9,638thRudest Citizens: 9,795thHealthiest Citizens: 10,318thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,313thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,587thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 11,735thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 11,945thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,177thMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,324thMost Average: 13,083rdLongest Average Lifespans: 13,806thMost Corrupt Governments: 14,039thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 14,283rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,377th
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Largest Governments: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 3rd in the regionMost Average: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3rd in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 4th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4th in the regionMost Cultured: 4th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 4th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 5th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 6th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 6th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Caleonia lodged a message on the Lardyland Regional Message Board.
  • : Caleonia's influence in Lardyland rose from "Vassal" to "Truckler".
  • : Caleonia published "My Sig Quote, Taken from The Muppet Movie" (Meta: Reference).
  • : Caleonia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector and Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • : Following new legislation in Caleonia, the Caleonia Automotive Racing Series draws millions of spectators annually while those near the tracks complain about the noise.
  • : Caleonia changed its national motto to "Yeah, we just left Rhode Island.".
  • : Caleonia changed its national nation type to "We Just Left Rhode Island".
  • : Caleonia changed its national nation type to "Summer Hiatus".
  • : Following new legislation in Caleonia, the nation's train stations are widely considered to be the ugliest in Lardyland.
  • : Caleonia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.

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