The United Realms of Calenmor is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Araslant Moreg with a fair hand, and renowned for its parental licensing program, complete lack of prisons, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 19.906 billion Calenmoris are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Administration, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Law & Order receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Draugost. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Calenmorian economy, worth a remarkable 4,558 trillion Mirians a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 228,982 Mirians, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Senior citizens can usually be found doing heavy manual labour, wandering Calenmoris are known for their one-track minds, military units are often seen arguing over which one is truly favored by the gods, and enemy governments seem especially interested in Calenmor's election cycle. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Calenmor's national animal is the Draugmor, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Calenmor is ranked 277,976^th in the world and 217^th in Forest for Most Conservative, scoring 30 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.