Population | 18.118 billion |
Capital | Draugost |
Leader | Araslant Moreg |
Currency | Mirian |
Animal | Draugmor |
The United Realms of Calenmor is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Araslant Moreg with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, daily referendums, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 18.118 billion Calenmoris are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The enormous, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Administration, and Welfare are also considered important, while Law & Order and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Draugost. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Calenmorian economy, worth a remarkable 4,049 trillion Mirians a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 223,506 Mirians, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees, tech-mad citizens think that the laser-powered bread-slicer uPhone App is the coolest thing since sliced bread, Araslant Moreg reduces citizens' commute times by giving away their homes, and Widow Twankey complains about being "cancelled". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Calenmor's national animal is the Draugmor, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Calenmor is ranked 700th in the world and 7th in Forest for Most Cultured, scoring 440 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Calenmor, Widow Twankey complains about being "cancelled".
- : Following new legislation in Calenmor, Araslant Moreg reduces citizens' commute times by giving away their homes.
- : Following new legislation in Calenmor, tech-mad citizens think that the laser-powered bread-slicer uPhone App is the coolest thing since sliced bread.
- : Following new legislation in Calenmor, the nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees.
- : Following new legislation in Calenmor, the government funds large training centres to turn Draugmors into functioning members of society.
- : Following new legislation in Calenmor, when shaking hands with foreign leaders Araslant Moreg wears an armoured gauntlet.
- : Following new legislation in Calenmor, 4-year-olds are often found reminiscing about the 'good old days'.
- : Following new legislation in Calenmor, the new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction.
- : Following new legislation in Calenmor, escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky.
- : Following new legislation in Calenmor, leading ethologists are being investigated for illegal electoral interference.