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Lowest Crime Rates: 434thMost Scientifically Advanced: 468thMost Efficient Economies: 679th
The United Terran Authority of
Father Knows Best State
Wubba Lubba Dub Dub
Ryujin
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Caldariat

Population10.743 billion

CapitalKerenza
LeaderRyujin
Faiths a d v i b e s

CurrencyAtlas
AnimalKitten

The United Terran Authority of Caldariat is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Ryujin with an iron fist, and renowned for its national health service, compulsory military service, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 10.743 billion Caldarians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kerenza. The average income tax rate is 99.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Caldarian economy, worth a remarkable 3,175 trillion Atlases a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 295,568 Atlases, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.

Government employees have reverted to carrier pigeon due to never-ending virus scans, the government is cutting back on the number of political prisoners executed each year, government popup ads are springing up like weeds, and pro-democracy regime change has been avoided. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Caldariat's national animal is the Kitten, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is s a d v i b e s.

Caldariat is ranked 207,965th in the world and 7,654th in Lazarus for Least Corrupt Governments, with 5.46 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

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Lowest Crime Rates: 434thMost Scientifically Advanced: 468thMost Efficient Economies: 679thLargest Information Technology Sector: 685thLargest Governments: 756thMost Subsidized Industry: 940thHighest Average Tax Rates: 945thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,167thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,319thMost Developed: 1,884thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,971stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,997thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,006thHighest Average Incomes: 2,060thTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 2,185thSmartest Citizens: 2,305thMost Cultured: 2,741stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,810thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,928thMost Influential: 2,991stLongest Average Lifespans: 3,063rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,077thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,583rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,657thHighest Economic Output: 3,780thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,866thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,553rdMost Advanced Public Education: 4,874thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,428thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8,120thMost Stationary: 8,275thMost Secular: 9,282ndTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 10,547thHealthiest Citizens: 10,911thMost Beautiful Environments: 12,219thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,507thSafest: 15,172ndMost Inclusive: 17,045thRudest Citizens: 19,309th
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 15th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 22nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 23rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 24th in the regionLargest Governments: 32nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 46th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 53rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 66th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 68th in the regionTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 84th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 88th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 91st in the regionMost Developed: 92nd in the regionMost Influential: 95th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 102nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 105th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 130th in the regionMost Cultured: 143rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 151st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 156th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 158th in the regionMost Stationary: 164th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 164th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 171st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 188th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 195th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 201st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 250th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 262nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 350th in the regionTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 422nd in the regionMost Secular: 487th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 519th in the regionRudest Citizens: 567th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 639th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 720th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 765th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Caldariat was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens and the Top 10% for Rudest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Caldariat, pro-democracy regime change has been avoided.
  • : Following new legislation in Caldariat, government popup ads are springing up like weeds.
  • : Following new legislation in Caldariat, the government is cutting back on the number of political prisoners executed each year.
  • : Following new legislation in Caldariat, government employees have reverted to carrier pigeon due to never-ending virus scans.
  • : Following new legislation in Caldariat, Caldarian tourists are banned from many nations due to their tendency to randomly explode.
  • : Following new legislation in Caldariat, all major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras.
  • : Following new legislation in Caldariat, peace talks occasionally rack up a higher body count than the wars they seek to stop.
  • : Following new legislation in Caldariat, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents.
  • : Following new legislation in Caldariat, diplomatic missions typically end with a flurry of childish insults, accusations and phlegm.

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