by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,238thMost Influential: 4,194thMost Ignorant Citizens: 4,731st
The Theocracy of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Embrace God with open arms
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Population562 million

CapitalHappy Funland


The Theocracy of Calcucia is a huge, orderly nation, notable for its pith helmet sales, feral children, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 562 million Calcucians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Spirituality, and Industry are also considered important, while Welfare is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Happy Funland. The average income tax rate is 42.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Calcucian economy, worth 67.1 trillion Calcus a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 119,399 Calcus, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

The new foreign policy is "why bother invading neighbours when they can be bought wholesale?", women earn less than half the salary of men if they can even find a job, prison officers are bribed not to take bribes, and men who wear pink are seen as dangerously unmanly. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Calcucia's national animal is the Albatross, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Calcucia is ranked 98,475th in the world and 3,796th in The North Pacific for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 42.3 Effective Tax Rate.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,238thTop
Most Influential: 4,194thMost Ignorant Citizens: 4,731stMost Devout: 5,057thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 7,157thMost Primitive: 8,376thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 10,410thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,116thLargest Agricultural Sector: 13,296thTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15,383rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 15,908thHighest Disposable Incomes: 18,542ndMost Patriotic: 19,265thMost Valuable International Artwork: 21,529thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 23,517thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 24,195thMost Corrupt Governments: 27,992ndBest Weather: 28,055thHighest Average Incomes: 29,427thHighest Poor Incomes: 29,434th
Most Ignorant Citizens: 79th in the regionTop
Most Devout: 151st in the regionMost Primitive: 207th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 293rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 379th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 405th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 445th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 470th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 471st in the regionLargest Black Market: 539th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 563rd in the regionTop
Most Patriotic: 635th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 640th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 736th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 819th in the regionMost Influential: 974th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,089th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1,124th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,137th in the regionBest Weather: 1,170th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,176th in the region

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