The Theocracy of Calcucia is a huge, orderly nation, notable for its pith helmet sales, feral children, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 562 million Calcucians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Spirituality, and Industry are also considered important, while Welfare is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Happy Funland. The average income tax rate is 42.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Calcucian economy, worth 67.1 trillion Calcus a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 119,399 Calcus, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

The new foreign policy is "why bother invading neighbours when they can be bought wholesale?", women earn less than half the salary of men if they can even find a job, prison officers are bribed not to take bribes, and men who wear pink are seen as dangerously unmanly. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Calcucia's national animal is the Albatross, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Calcucia is ranked 98,475^th in the world and 3,796^th in The North Pacific for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 42.3 Effective Tax Rate.