Population | 24.358 billion |
Capital | Caladrax DC |
Leader | Dear Leader |
Faith | Personality Cult |
Currency | Sigil |
Animal | Ice Dragon |
The Theocracy of Caladraxia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Dear Leader with an iron fist, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, enslaved workforce, and conspicuous electricity pylons. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 24.358 billion Caladraxians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Spirituality also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Caladrax DC. The average income tax rate is 79.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Caladraxian economy, worth an astonishing 10,667 trillion Sigils a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 437,942 Sigils, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.
Tech-mad citizens think that the laser-powered bread-slicer uPhone App is the coolest thing since sliced bread, beat cops aren't named for the territory they patrol, musicians are often arrested for saying "oh my God", and new pilots are regularly reminded that they are more expendable than their planes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Caladraxia's national animal is the Ice Dragon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Personality Cult.
Caladraxia is ranked 2,572nd in the world and 132nd in Osiris for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 8,126 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.
National Happenings
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Caladraxia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Primitive.
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Caladraxia, new pilots are regularly reminded that they are more expendable than their planes.
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Caladraxia, musicians are often arrested for saying "oh my God".
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Caladraxia, beat cops aren't named for the territory they patrol.
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Caladraxia, tech-mad citizens think that the laser-powered bread-slicer uPhone App is the coolest thing since sliced bread.
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Caladraxia, the nation is wading into dangerous waters.
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Caladraxia, biological warfare is used to solve small disagreements.
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Caladraxia, no personal detail is too tiny for the suede-denim census police.
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Caladraxia, criminals are really screwed.
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Caladraxia, military minds worry that 'the blue screen of death' on brand new operating systems may be a literal description.