The Republic of Cajland is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Carter Lombardi with an even hand, and renowned for its parental licensing program, compulsory military service, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed population of 1.008 billion Cajlandis have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Casinia. The average income tax rate is 53.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Cajlandi economy, worth 47.5 trillion Dollars a year, is highly specialized and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Furniture Restoration, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 47,094 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government blames all suspicious phenomena on flying saucers, social media sites prompt users to send birthday greetings to unresponsive nonagenarians, the disabled are forced to undergo an MRI scan every time they pick up their benefit payments, and out-of-work actors say they can't complain. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cajland's national animal is the Hedgehog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Cajland is ranked 200,715^th in the world and 8,384^th in The North Pacific for Most Extreme, scoring 8.64 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.