The Republic of Cajland is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Carter Lombardi with an even hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, parental licensing program, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 1.634 billion Cajlandis are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Casinia. The average income tax rate is 54.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Cajlandi economy, worth 77.3 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Furniture Restoration, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 47,286 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Paralegals spend all day Hewlett-Packing attorneys' law briefs, arbitrary election rules are considered sacrosanct, motorcycle riders are required to wear so much gear they've been nicknamed "Stay Pufts", and members of the government all have oddly similar anecdotes about their childhoods. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cajland's national animal is the Hedgehog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Cajland is ranked 108,419^th in the world and 4,675^th in The North Pacific for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 968.49 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.