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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 385th Most Influential: 1,443rd Rudest Citizens: 1,633rd
The Benevolent Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Yo, that's finna woke!
Emperor Renzo
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Caish Empire

Population7.442 billion

LeaderEmperor Renzo


The Benevolent Republic of Caish Empire is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Emperor Renzo with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, absence of drug laws, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 7.442 billion Caish Empirites have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Healthcare, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Finnawoke. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 48.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Caish Empirite economy, worth 524 trillion Pounds a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is 70,542 Pounds, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 245,797 per year while the poor average 14,740, a ratio of 16.7 to 1.

Marketing departments of corporate giants compete to sponsor little league teams, police officers that upset their bosses get assigned to 24 hour stakeouts of bike sheds, the government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster, and all streets are privately owned toll roads. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. Caish Empire's national animal is the Askal, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Caish Empire is ranked 163,870th in the world and 8,998th in The North Pacific for Safest, scoring 16.85 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 385thMost Influential: 1,443rdRudest Citizens: 1,633rdTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 2,530thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,976thLargest Black Market: 4,811thHealthiest Citizens: 5,559thBest Weather: 6,063rdMost Developed: 8,330thTop
Most Secular: 9,229thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,660thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,795thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,589thMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,968thLongest Average Lifespans: 12,008thHighest Drug Use: 12,413thSmartest Citizens: 13,882nd
Rudest Citizens: 73rd in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 109th in the regionLargest Black Market: 117th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 129th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 280th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 295th in the regionBest Weather: 324th in the regionLargest Populations: 399th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 425th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 449th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 458th in the regionMost Secular: 467th in the regionMost Developed: 471st in the regionTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 504th in the regionMost Influential: 593rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 594th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 604th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 615th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 656th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 661st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 710th in the regionMost Average: 745th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 945th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Caish Empire voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Protection of Biomedical Research"".
  • : Following new legislation in Caish Empire, all streets are privately owned toll roads.
  • : Following new legislation in Caish Empire, the government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster.
  • : Following new legislation in Caish Empire, police officers that upset their bosses get assigned to 24 hour stakeouts of bike sheds.
  • : Caish Empire changed its national capital to "Finnawoke" and its motto to "Yo, that's finna woke!".
  • : Caish Empire endorsed The Federal Republic of Benolia.
  • : Caish Empire endorsed The Federation of Lemurian continent.
  • : Caish Empire endorsed The Empty Void of Q w e r t y.
  • : Following new legislation in Caish Empire, marketing departments of corporate giants compete to sponsor little league teams.
  • : Following new legislation in Caish Empire, citizens who leave the country are officially classed as traitors.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 201 » Pleroma Sans Romans, New Lakemba, Venezuelia, Krakovhia, Moubarakistan, Aerilia, Corfad, Galits, Nationalist Republic of Alaska, The AP Republic, Celasur, Malta Comino Gozo, McMasterdonia, Zupla, Pallaith, Notyoutopia, Siwale, Shin-Hachioji, Wodan, PlanetPunk, Buckerino, Great Bights Mum, Holy Oranz, Sheppey, Universal State Formula, Territorio di Nessuno, Midds Conia, Bayern-Straubing, Zedeya, Hexago, Agrauron, Sunto, Che Sana Und, Republic of Dixie, Wineclaw, American MapleStory, Selfgradatude, Kwaj, Yaorozu, Dannyria, Bharathvarsh, Vogonlandia, Unsophisticate, Dodione, Wunderstrafanstalt, Mzeusia, Dopeland420, Aeroias, Kilactic Regeneration, Bax-Landia, and 151 others.Crodaria, Ostrinios, ShortBusCrashed, Alice Gardens, Great and Glorious Martese Unionins, Harstonia, Abiswashyo-bhumi, The Transhuman Union, Sylcar, Confederate QWERT, Amerian States, Isimud, Ainsworth, Unimaginable Doom, The Happily Oppressed, Diodone, Cloydicia, Camarthen, Maott, Hellstown, Anima Proxa, Panama Coalition, Inorganic Tomb Thing, Arrivederci, Yaris, Amestris-Britannia, Xinchao, South Grand Mountain, Vazali, Halcon siveriano, The Lancerian Empire, Forunte, Gladio II, Puczovska, Friently, General COE, I Am Bad At Naming Nations, Kelvaros Prime, SillyString, CurryIndia, Get Away From Me, Mercy Land, Malvad, Afriyie, NatsukiLand, Kaschovia, Celebia, Thenaca, Cinnibar, Victoriaans Nederlands, ABC, HMS Unicorn, Anarchy for people, Pakistan 001, Merconitonitopia, ThE eNd oF eE, Aristrocrat, Lungha, True South Vietnam, Ozstan, Osburmergortionadocaopia, Lord Ravenclaw, Inzland, Xentherida, Techislovakia, Shadowrik, Astal Aavors, Sil Dorsett, AdyLand, Elhomna, Tharissus, Bonjoura, Avornica, ZhangKeyesland, PidgeoLlama, Chadwin, Nanatovna, Legique, Prevaland, Bridgett, Yurc, Aningem Atron, Socialist Cooperative Republics, Abunenin, Elevation, Barbarossistanian South Brasilistan, Eglise Sainte Eve, Arach-Naga Combine, Jefffliu, Montegan, Xagill, A Terribly Charismatic Duck, Illusia and Neverendia, Euginus, Plembobria, The South Falls, Alsatian Island, Guslantis, Yukti, Canada GR, Thoets, Surrus, Lake Flotillas, Felhaven, Federalni Policie, Nervan Rade, Apetopia, Democratic Duch Vartahreors, Cookiesia, Frances Francis the First of France, Pop Prorp, Khorazan, The Mazur Empire, Ostrekoj, Ceretis, Bananaaaaa, Rainengrad, Renetopia, Nueava Libertalia, Ktyria, Morlanka, Verthero, Imbizi, Atain, Guyomartand, SchoolHouse Rock, Vathekia, LaKronia, Pandessiand, New Seaview Cove, Phoronu, East Supple Lund, The Windmilluminati, Emmerian Republic, Great Solordia, SORT, Omicron Persei V111, Old Republic of Greece, Ka Ching, Mordant99, Snoodum, Wesley Republic, Albacria, Freienland, Sandiconia, The Lugansk Republic, Ambertopia, Lordelles, Benolia, Lemurian continent, and Q w e r t y.

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