|Leader||the Chairman of the Commonwealth Council|
The Commonwealth of Cairnben is a massive, safe nation, ruled by the Chairman of the Commonwealth Council with a fair hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.803 billion Cairnbenians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Healthcare, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nubierth. The average income tax rate is 95.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Cairnbenian economy, worth 511 trillion bretzels a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 134,529 bretzels, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police, there's never enough space in space, the people are famous throughout the region for their bleached-white teeth, and the combined alert sound of a nation simultaneously receiving a text message is a common cause of hearing damage. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cairnben's national animal is the hummingbird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Cairnben, the combined alert sound of a nation simultaneously receiving a text message is a common cause of hearing damage.
- : Following new legislation in Cairnben, the people are famous throughout the region for their bleached-white teeth.
- : Following new legislation in Cairnben, there's never enough space in space.
- : Cairnben was endorsed by The Enlightened State of Sundred.
- : Cairnben was endorsed by The Stunning Superiority of Sosash.
- : Cairnben was endorsed by The United Socialist States of Varagog.
- : Following new legislation in Cairnben, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police.
- : Following new legislation in Cairnben, a video of The Chairman of the Commonwealth Council wearing shock-blue face paint and smashing an electric guitar in front of a frenzied crowd is on endless repeat on the nightly news.
- : Following new legislation in Cairnben, burning twigs to keep warm while lost in the wild is now a felony.
- : Following new legislation in Cairnben, Harry Potter conventions are closely watched by the government for any signs of 'dueling'.
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