|Leader||the Chairman of the Commonwealth Council|
The Commonwealth of Cairnben is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by the Chairman of the Commonwealth Council with a fair hand, and remarkable for its soft-spoken computers, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 5.241 billion Cairnbenians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Healthcare, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nubierth. The average income tax rate is 95.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Cairnbenian economy, worth 753 trillion bretzels a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 143,693 bretzels, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Hypochondriacs demand treatment for genetic disorders they don't have, arbitration is mightier than the sword, dozens of additional foreign policy specialists have been sent to the country's WA Mission, and tax-payers are funding ever more extravagant movie projects. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cairnben's national animal is the hummingbird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Cairnben, tax-payers are funding ever more extravagant movie projects.
- : Following new legislation in Cairnben, dozens of additional foreign policy specialists have been sent to the country's WA Mission.
- : Following new legislation in Cairnben, arbitration is mightier than the sword.
- : Following new legislation in Cairnben, hypochondriacs demand treatment for genetic disorders they don't have.
- : Cairnben was endorsed by The Republic of 1 very fast endotarter.
- : Cairnben endorsed The Rogue Nation of Thoets.
- : Following new legislation in Cairnben, the 'sing-a-long with the Chairman of the Commonwealth Council' album is a popular souvenir.
- : Following new legislation in Cairnben, the nation was recently voted "most likely to betray its allies".
- : Following new legislation in Cairnben, a sudden shout of "surprise!" does not herald a party for teachers.
- : Cairnben was endorsed by The Rogue Nation of Thoets.
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