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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 773rd Most Influential: 1,156th Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,384th
The Commonwealth of
Left-wing Utopia
To rebel is justified
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excessive

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Cairnben

Population3.803 billion

CapitalNubierth
Leaderthe Chairman of the Commonwealth Council

Currencybretzel
Animalhummingbird

The Commonwealth of Cairnben is a massive, safe nation, ruled by the Chairman of the Commonwealth Council with a fair hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.803 billion Cairnbenians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Healthcare, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nubierth. The average income tax rate is 95.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Cairnbenian economy, worth 511 trillion bretzels a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 134,529 bretzels, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police, there's never enough space in space, the people are famous throughout the region for their bleached-white teeth, and the combined alert sound of a nation simultaneously receiving a text message is a common cause of hearing damage. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cairnben's national animal is the hummingbird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Cairnben is ranked 2,291st in the world and 101st in The North Pacific for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 11,483.75 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 773rdMost Influential: 1,156thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,384thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,393rdSafest: 1,713thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,816thTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,939thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,291stMost Advanced Public Education: 2,611thMost Pacifist: 2,675thMost Developed: 2,873rdMost Beautiful Environments: 2,971stMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,979thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,021stBest Weather: 3,101stNicest Citizens: 3,217thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,429thMost Inclusive: 3,526thSmartest Citizens: 4,224thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,400thHealthiest Citizens: 4,598thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,819thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,947thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,138thMost Politically Free: 5,221stMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,506thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,820thLargest Governments: 6,607thMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,691stLowest Crime Rates: 6,824thMost Cultured: 7,030thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,448thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,600thTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 9,728thNudest: 9,736thMost Income Equality: 11,903rdMost Secular: 12,496thMost Efficient Economies: 13,315thHighest Average Incomes: 16,936th
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 56th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 70th in the regionSafest: 78th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 82nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 86th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 101st in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 115th in the regionMost Politically Free: 120th in the regionMost Pacifist: 147th in the regionMost Developed: 153rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 158th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 159th in the regionBest Weather: 168th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 168th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 171st in the regionNicest Citizens: 172nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 184th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 196th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 200th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 200th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 202nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 210th in the regionMost Inclusive: 228th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 248th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 248th in the regionLargest Governments: 277th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 302nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 320th in the regionNudest: 322nd in the regionMost Cultured: 337th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 420th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 456th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 464th in the regionMost Influential: 478th in the regionTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 565th in the regionMost Secular: 641st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 650th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 675th in the regionMost Income Equality: 692nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 809th in the regionLargest Populations: 860th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Cairnben, the combined alert sound of a nation simultaneously receiving a text message is a common cause of hearing damage.
  • : Following new legislation in Cairnben, the people are famous throughout the region for their bleached-white teeth.
  • : Following new legislation in Cairnben, there's never enough space in space.
  • : Cairnben was endorsed by The Enlightened State of Sundred.
  • : Cairnben was endorsed by The Stunning Superiority of Sosash.
  • : Cairnben was endorsed by The United Socialist States of Varagog.
  • : Following new legislation in Cairnben, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police.
  • : Following new legislation in Cairnben, a video of The Chairman of the Commonwealth Council wearing shock-blue face paint and smashing an electric guitar in front of a frenzied crowd is on endless repeat on the nightly news.
  • : Following new legislation in Cairnben, burning twigs to keep warm while lost in the wild is now a felony.
  • : Following new legislation in Cairnben, Harry Potter conventions are closely watched by the government for any signs of 'dueling'.

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World Assembly

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