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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 656th Most Influential: 1,078th Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,241st
The Commonwealth of
Left-wing Utopia
To rebel is justified
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excessive

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Cairnben

Population4.699 billion

CapitalNubierth
Leaderthe Chairman of the Commonwealth Council

Currencybretzel
Animalhummingbird

The Commonwealth of Cairnben is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by the Chairman of the Commonwealth Council with a fair hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, state-planned economy, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.699 billion Cairnbenians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nubierth. The average income tax rate is 95.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Cairnbenian economy, worth 660 trillion bretzels a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 140,494 bretzels, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Couples are discouraged from marrying until they can rank their partner on a scale of one to ten, 3D printed organs are a breath of new life for the sick and elderly, Jack Russells have proven to be terrible spies, and citizens select which government department gets their income tax bretzels each year. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cairnben's national animal is the hummingbird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Cairnben is ranked 2,579th in the world and 137th in The North Pacific for Most Pacifist, with 183.9 Cheeks Turned Per Day.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 656thMost Influential: 1,078thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,241stLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,263rdSafest: 1,574thTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,769thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,802ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,818thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,278thBest Weather: 2,314thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,352ndLongest Average Lifespans: 2,456thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,536thMost Pacifist: 2,579thMost Developed: 2,703rdNicest Citizens: 2,762ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,837thMost Inclusive: 3,121stMost Rebellious Youth: 3,681stSmartest Citizens: 3,983rdHealthiest Citizens: 4,062ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,188thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,203rdLargest Publishing Industry: 4,765thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,895thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,896thMost Politically Free: 5,063rdLargest Governments: 5,646thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,785thMost Cultured: 5,788thLowest Crime Rates: 6,288thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,000thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,549thNudest: 8,039thTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 8,656thMost Secular: 10,682ndMost Efficient Economies: 11,702ndMost Income Equality: 12,661stMost Extensive Civil Rights: 14,585thHighest Average Incomes: 14,804th
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 56th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 68th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 78th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 82nd in the regionSafest: 85th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 89th in the regionTop
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Most Politically Free: 113th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 115th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 133rd in the regionBest Weather: 135th in the regionMost Pacifist: 137th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 139th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 139th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 143rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 145th in the regionNicest Citizens: 146th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 151st in the regionMost Developed: 154th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 178th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 180th in the regionMost Inclusive: 202nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 206th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 212th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 229th in the regionLargest Governments: 243rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 254th in the regionNudest: 258th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 279th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 282nd in the regionMost Cultured: 284th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 376th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 386th in the regionMost Influential: 392nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 423rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 425th in the regionTop
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Highest Economic Output: 567th in the regionMost Secular: 571st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 591st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 686th in the regionMost Income Equality: 693rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 708th in the regionRudest Citizens: 836th in the regionLargest Populations: 882nd in the regionMost Stationary: 943rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 959th in the region

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