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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 514th Most Advanced Public Transport: 922nd Most Devout: 1,270th
The Kingdom of
Psychotic Dictatorship
A compliment a day keeps depression away.
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Cainesland

Population11.335 billion

CapitalCainesland City
Faitha major religion

Currencygold coin
Animaltiger

The Kingdom of Cainesland is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, public floggings, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 11.335 billion Caineslandians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cainesland City. The average income tax rate is 95.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Caineslandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,113 trillion gold coins a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Information Technology industry. Average income is 98,200 gold coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Penal labor is a de facto death sentence, military spending is on the increase, the education system is famed for its taxing exams, and an entourage of camarillas follow the royals around day and night. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cainesland's national animal is the tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is a major religion.

Cainesland is ranked 169,256th in the world and 5,451st in Balder for Fattest Citizens, with 3.85 Obesity Rate.

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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 514thMost Advanced Public Transport: 922ndMost Devout: 1,270thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,490thTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,890thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,397thBest Weather: 2,458thMost Pacifist: 2,692ndLowest Crime Rates: 3,303rdMost Beautiful Environments: 3,684thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,361stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,364thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,261stHealthiest Citizens: 5,613thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,943rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,090thLargest Governments: 7,596thMost Developed: 7,910thTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 8,616thMost Cultured: 10,909thMost Authoritarian: 11,484thHighest Economic Output: 12,490thSafest: 16,880th
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 20th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 39th in the regionTop
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Most Devout: 57th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 83rd in the regionBest Weather: 84th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 91st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 92nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 135th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 142nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 143rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 180th in the regionMost Stationary: 200th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 222nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 226th in the regionMost Influential: 262nd in the regionTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 284th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 319th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 330th in the regionMost Developed: 360th in the regionLargest Governments: 376th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 438th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 454th in the regionLargest Populations: 462nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 540th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Cainesland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Cainesland altered its national flag.
  • : Cainesland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Cainesland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Safest.
  • : Cainesland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Safest.
  • : Cainesland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Safest.
  • : Cainesland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Cainesland was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from The Empire of Lovable Bunnies, infecting 1 million survivors and converting to a zombie exporter! Oh no!
  • : Cainesland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Cainesland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.

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