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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 515th Most Devout: 1,128th Most Advanced Public Transport: 1,192nd
The Kingdom of
Psychotic Dictatorship
A compliment a day keeps depression away.
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Cainesland

Population8.585 billion

CapitalCainesland City
Faitha major religion

Currencygold coin
Animaltiger

The Kingdom of Cainesland is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its ban on automobiles, keen interest in outer space, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 8.585 billion Caineslandians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cainesland City. The average income tax rate is 95.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Caineslandian economy, worth 843 trillion gold coins a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Information Technology industry. Average income is 98,200 gold coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Penal labor is a de facto death sentence, military spending is on the increase, the education system is famed for its taxing exams, and an entourage of camarillas follow the royals around day and night. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cainesland's national animal is the tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is a major religion.

Cainesland is ranked 179,778th in the world and 5,680th in Balder for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring -26.42 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.

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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 515thMost Devout: 1,128thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,192ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,580thTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,104thBest Weather: 2,159thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,342ndMost Pacifist: 2,578thLowest Crime Rates: 2,966thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,101stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,782ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,528thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,755thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,582ndHealthiest Citizens: 5,655thMost Developed: 6,850thLargest Governments: 7,468thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,705thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,764thTop
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Most Authoritarian: 10,659thMost Cultured: 11,121stHighest Economic Output: 14,227thSafest: 16,416thMost Efficient Economies: 17,510th
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 20th in the regionMost Devout: 44th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 49th in the regionTop
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Best Weather: 64th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 84th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 87th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 97th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 102nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 102nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 119th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 130th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 165th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 222nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 225th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 236th in the regionMost Developed: 247th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 256th in the regionTop
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Largest Governments: 344th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 387th in the regionMost Cultured: 476th in the regionMost Influential: 512th in the regionMost Stationary: 529th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 555th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Cainesland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
  • : Cainesland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Cainesland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Cainesland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
  • : Cainesland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
  • : Cainesland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
  • : Cainesland's influence in Balder rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
  • : Cainesland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
  • : Cainesland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Zombies.
  • : Cainesland was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from The Hive of Delthorensdale, infecting 38 million survivors and converting to a zombie exporter! Oh no!

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