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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 550thMost Advanced Public Transport: 850thMost Devout: 1,278th
The Kingdom of
Psychotic Dictatorship
A compliment a day keeps depression away.
Influence
Page
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Cainesland

Population13.783 billion

CapitalCainesland City
Faitha major religion

Currencygold coin
Animaltiger

The Kingdom of Cainesland is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its frequent executions, anti-smoking policies, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 13.783 billion Caineslandians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cainesland City. The average income tax rate is 95.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Caineslandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,353 trillion gold coins a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Information Technology industry. Average income is 98,194 gold coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Penal labor is a de facto death sentence, military spending is on the increase, the education system is famed for its taxing exams, and an entourage of camarillas follow the royals around day and night. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cainesland's national animal is the tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is a major religion.

Cainesland is ranked 179,848th in the world and 6,606th in Balder for Most Pro-Market, scoring -75.78 on the Rand Index.

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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 550thMost Advanced Public Transport: 850thMost Devout: 1,278thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,048thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,048thTop
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Best Weather: 2,527thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,534thLowest Crime Rates: 3,434thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,781stMost Pacifist: 3,819thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,387thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,511thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,353rdHealthiest Citizens: 5,871stMost Corrupt Governments: 6,881stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,315thLargest Governments: 7,797thMost Developed: 10,135thTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 10,399thMost Cultured: 10,917thHighest Economic Output: 11,990thMost Authoritarian: 13,159thMost Stationary: 14,166thLargest Populations: 16,143rdMost Influential: 17,571stSafest: 18,290thMost Efficient Economies: 20,455th
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 20th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 42nd in the regionMost Devout: 52nd in the regionTop
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Best Weather: 85th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 98th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 101st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 105th in the regionMost Stationary: 128th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 146th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 149th in the regionMost Influential: 186th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 192nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 208th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 224th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 255th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 293rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 339th in the regionTop
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Largest Governments: 374th in the regionLargest Populations: 378th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 430th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 451st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 467th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 513th in the regionMost Developed: 515th in the regionMost Cultured: 585th in the region

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  • : Cainesland was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Best Weather.
  • : Cainesland was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Cainesland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Cainesland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs and Most Advanced Defense Forces.
  • : Cainesland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cultured.
  • : Cainesland was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, the Top 5% for Most Subsidized Industry and Most Developed, and the Top 10% for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Cainesland was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement and the Top 10% for Largest Populations.
  • : Cainesland was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : Cainesland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Cainesland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.

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