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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 514th Most Advanced Public Transport: 866th Most Devout: 1,237th
The Kingdom of
Psychotic Dictatorship
A compliment a day keeps depression away.
Influence
Page
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Cainesland

Population12.209 billion

CapitalCainesland City
Faitha major religion

Currencygold coin
Animaltiger

The Kingdom of Cainesland is a gargantuan, cultured nation, renowned for its closed borders, museums and concert halls, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 12.209 billion Caineslandians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cainesland City. The average income tax rate is 95.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Caineslandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,198 trillion gold coins a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Information Technology industry. Average income is 98,200 gold coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Penal labor is a de facto death sentence, military spending is on the increase, the education system is famed for its taxing exams, and an entourage of camarillas follow the royals around day and night. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cainesland's national animal is the tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is a major religion.

Cainesland is ranked 167,841st in the world and 7,413th in Balder for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring -17.23 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 514thMost Advanced Public Transport: 866thMost Devout: 1,237thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,480thTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,868thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,316thBest Weather: 2,375thMost Pacifist: 2,644thLowest Crime Rates: 3,325thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,535thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,190thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,258thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,064thHealthiest Citizens: 5,480thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,779thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,723rdLargest Governments: 7,423rdMost Developed: 7,568thTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 8,496thMost Cultured: 10,381stMost Authoritarian: 11,016thHighest Economic Output: 11,849thSafest: 15,751stMost Stationary: 16,185thLargest Populations: 16,569thMost Influential: 16,800th
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 16th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 37th in the regionMost Devout: 43rd in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 83rd in the regionBest Weather: 87th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 88th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 89th in the regionMost Pacifist: 121st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 144th in the regionMost Stationary: 154th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 155th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 180th in the regionMost Influential: 200th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 217th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 230th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 262nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 345th in the regionMost Developed: 361st in the regionTop
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Largest Governments: 388th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 400th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 413th in the regionLargest Populations: 420th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 551st in the regionMost Cultured: 558th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 628th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Cainesland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Cainesland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Cainesland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Cainesland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Safest.
  • : Cainesland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Developed.
  • : Cainesland's influence in Balder rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
  • : Cainesland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Cainesland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Cainesland altered its national flag.
  • : Cainesland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.

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