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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 576thMost Advanced Public Transport: 755thMost Devout: 1,386th
The Kingdom of
Psychotic Dictatorship
A compliment a day keeps depression away.
Influence
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Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Cainesland

Population15.822 billion

CapitalCainesland City
LeaderThe Federal Council
Faitha major religion

Currencygold coin
AnimalTiger

The Kingdom of Cainesland is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by The Federal Council with an iron fist, and renowned for its parental licensing program, anti-smoking policies, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 15.822 billion Caineslandians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cainesland City. The average income tax rate is 95.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Caineslandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,575 trillion gold coins a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Information Technology industry. Average income is 99,546 gold coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Left-wing militias train children how to properly burn down banks, the Federal Council of Cainesland has been announced as the new Head of State, the people's love for The Federal Council is little more than self-preservation, and no personal detail is too tiny for the suede-denim census police. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cainesland's national animal is the Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is a major religion.

Cainesland is ranked 12,355th in the world and 102nd in Balder for Most Stationary, with 1,510.8913594178 Days.

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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 576thMost Advanced Public Transport: 755thMost Devout: 1,386thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,337thTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,380thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,536thBest Weather: 2,852ndLowest Crime Rates: 3,589thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,177thMost Pacifist: 4,217thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,515thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,832ndLongest Average Lifespans: 5,871stHealthiest Citizens: 6,291stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,866thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,912thLargest Governments: 7,927thMost Developed: 10,566thHighest Economic Output: 11,363rdMost Cultured: 11,411thTop
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Most Stationary: 12,355thMost Subsidized Industry: 12,378thMost Authoritarian: 13,358thLargest Populations: 15,455thMost Influential: 15,497thSafest: 15,516thLargest Welfare Programs: 21,922nd
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 40th in the regionMost Devout: 49th in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 92nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 95th in the regionMost Stationary: 102nd in the regionBest Weather: 106th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 111th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 148th in the regionMost Influential: 155th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 157th in the regionMost Pacifist: 192nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 195th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 215th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 266th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 303rd in the regionLargest Populations: 341st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 353rd in the regionTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 367th in the regionLargest Governments: 374th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 412th in the regionMost Developed: 484th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 494th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 494th in the regionMost Cultured: 554th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Cainesland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Following new legislation in Cainesland, no personal detail is too tiny for the suede-denim census police.
  • : Following new legislation in Cainesland, the people's love for The Federal Council is little more than self-preservation.
  • : Cainesland was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : Cainesland changed its national animal to "Tiger" and its leader to "The Federal Council".
  • : Following new legislation in Cainesland, the Federal Council of Cainesland has been announced as the new Head of State.
  • : Following new legislation in Cainesland, left-wing militias train children how to properly burn down banks.
  • : Following new legislation in Cainesland, Tom and Jerry cartoons have cat and mouse resolving their problems with reasoned discussion.
  • : Following new legislation in Cainesland, 4-year-olds are often found reminiscing about the 'good old days'.
  • : Cainesland published "Geography" (Factbook: Geography).

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