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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 1,174thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,620thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,282nd
The Caipira Republic of
Authoritarian Democracy
Para a Eternidade
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Caidorama

Population1.104 billion

CapitalSão Manuel da Terra Roxa
LeaderCaudilho Antônio Raposo de Oliveira
FaithCatolicismo Sertanejo

CurrencyBandeira
AnimalLobo-Guará

The Caipira Republic of Caidorama is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Caudilho Antônio Raposo de Oliveira with an even hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, keen interest in outer space, and frequent executions. The devout population of 1.104 billion Caidoramen are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of São Manuel da Terra Roxa. The average income tax rate is 77.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Caidoraman economy, worth 106 trillion Bandeiras a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 96,113 Bandeiras, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Internet ads promising "hot singles in your area" are even less accurate than they used to be, the letters L, G, and B must never be grouped together, companies have begun running campaigns to stop people from remembering their brand name, and lending money has become a major liability. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Caidorama's national animal is the Lobo-Guará, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catolicismo Sertanejo.

Caidorama is ranked 296,655th in the world and 632nd in The League for Fattest Citizens, with 5.15 Obesity Rate.

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 1,174thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 6,620thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,282ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,388thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,992ndLowest Crime Rates: 11,344thHealthiest Citizens: 11,996thLongest Average Lifespans: 13,296thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,646thTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 15,740thMost Cultured: 15,827thMost Influential: 16,462ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 19,073rdMost Advanced Public Education: 19,194thHighest Poor Incomes: 19,237thMost Developed: 20,061stBest Weather: 21,380thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 22,039thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 22,605thMost Income Equality: 23,108thMost Conservative: 23,427thSafest: 25,109thLargest Governments: 25,346thNicest Citizens: 26,148thMost Subsidized Industry: 26,170thHighest Food Quality: 26,462ndMost Beautiful Environments: 26,789thSmartest Citizens: 30,136th
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 6th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 7th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 16th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 20th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 22nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 24th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 27th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 29th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 30th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 30th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 32nd in the regionTop
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Most Cultured: 36th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 37th in the regionBest Weather: 39th in the regionMost Income Equality: 40th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 44th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 45th in the regionMost Developed: 48th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 49th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 52nd in the regionLargest Governments: 54th in the regionMost Devout: 54th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 57th in the regionMost Conservative: 63rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Caidorama was endorsed by The Government of targetwest of Targetwest.
  • : Following new legislation in Caidorama, lending money has become a major liability.
  • : Following new legislation in Caidorama, companies have begun running campaigns to stop people from remembering their brand name.
  • : Following new legislation in Caidorama, the letters L, G, and B must never be grouped together.
  • : Following new legislation in Caidorama, internet ads promising "hot singles in your area" are even less accurate than they used to be.
  • : Caidorama voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Mokastana".
  • : Following new legislation in Caidorama, foreign spirits are hard to find due to an abundance of "Cletus and Jim Bob's Homemade Caidoraman Moonshine".
  • : Following new legislation in Caidorama, the nation's green cities are indeed concrete jungles.
  • : Following new legislation in Caidorama, the nation is automatically assumed to be the source of all unmarked weapons.
  • : Caidorama voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Reducing Addiction".

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