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Most Valuable International Artwork: 4,128thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,753rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,525th
The Kingdom of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
By faith and fortitude, we fear no foe.
Jarl Strahn
Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Good

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Cahru

Population5.012 billion

CapitalNemain
LeaderJarl Strahn

CurrencyGil
AnimalWolf

The Kingdom of Cahru is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Jarl Strahn with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, otherworldly petting zoo, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 5.012 billion Cahruans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nemain. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 16.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Cahruan economy, worth 668 trillion Gils a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 133,392 Gils, with the richest citizens earning 6.3 times as much as the poorest.

Murderers frequently escape punishment by claiming they were protecting their honour, the WhoTube comments section has gone strangely quiet, criminals are thrown to the Wolves to repay their debt to society, and military minds worry that 'the blue screen of death' on brand new operating systems may be a literal description. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Cahru's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Cahru is ranked 18,464th in the world and 1,061st in Lazarus for Smartest Citizens, with 65.1 quips per hour.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 4,128thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,753rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,525thLargest Retail Industry: 6,644thMost Inclusive: 7,745thHighest Food Quality: 7,983rdRudest Citizens: 8,756thMost Cultured: 8,779thMost Beautiful Environments: 11,215thLargest Publishing Industry: 11,230thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,349thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,941stTop
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Best Weather: 13,663rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 16,778thLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,890thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 17,025thMost Developed: 17,788thSmartest Citizens: 18,464thHighest Average Incomes: 20,389thLargest Agricultural Sector: 20,764thMost Efficient Economies: 20,832ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 21,733rdMost Secular: 25,659th
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 162nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 281st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 320th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 325th in the regionTop
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Most Inclusive: 377th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 399th in the regionRudest Citizens: 417th in the regionMost Cultured: 468th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 532nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 564th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 625th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 639th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 646th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 687th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Cahru was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Best Weather.
  • : Cahru's influence in Lazarus rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
  • : Following new legislation in Cahru, military minds worry that 'the blue screen of death' on brand new operating systems may be a literal description.
  • : Following new legislation in Cahru, criminals are thrown to the Wolves to repay their debt to society.
  • : Following new legislation in Cahru, the WhoTube comments section has gone strangely quiet.
  • : Following new legislation in Cahru, murderers frequently escape punishment by claiming they were protecting their honour.
  • : Following new legislation in Cahru, minorities play dumb to get more welfare payments.
  • : Cahru was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Least Corrupt Governments and Largest Agricultural Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Cahru, a suspicious number of John Smiths are known to donate to Cahruan politicians.
  • : Following new legislation in Cahru, academics have a bone to pick with free market entrepreneurs.

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