The Kingdom of Cahru is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Jarl Strahn with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, otherworldly petting zoo, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 5.012 billion Cahruans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nemain. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 16.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Cahruan economy, worth 668 trillion Gils a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 133,392 Gils, with the richest citizens earning 6.3 times as much as the poorest.

Murderers frequently escape punishment by claiming they were protecting their honour, the WhoTube comments section has gone strangely quiet, criminals are thrown to the Wolves to repay their debt to society, and military minds worry that 'the blue screen of death' on brand new operating systems may be a literal description. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Cahru's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Cahru is ranked 18,464^th in the world and 1,061^st in Lazarus for Smartest Citizens, with 65.1 quips per hour.