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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,507thMost Influential: 6,686thMost Cheerful Citizens: 10,940th
The Democratic Republic of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
FOR THE LAST TIME THIS ISNíT CANADA I SWEAR TO GOD
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Cagadia

Population408 million

CapitalVictria

CurrencyCaga
AnimalEwok

The Democratic Republic of Cagadia is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its punitive income tax rates, suspicion of poets, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 408 million Cagadians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Victria. The average income tax rate is 58.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Cagadian economy, worth 33.0 trillion Cagas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 80,920 Cagas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government officials frequently cut taxes as a distraction from antics with their secretaries, 4-year-olds are often found reminiscing about the 'good old days', veteran cops reminisce over their heavy armor days, and a video of Leader wearing shock-blue face paint and smashing an electric guitar in front of a frenzied crowd is on endless repeat on the nightly news. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cagadia's national animal is the Ewok, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Cagadia is ranked 49,308th in the world and 190th in Europe for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 3,335.61 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,507thTop
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Most Influential: 6,686thMost Cheerful Citizens: 10,940thBest Weather: 11,668thTop
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Nicest Citizens: 15,896thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,613thMost Inclusive: 18,010thMost Compassionate Citizens: 18,181stMost Beautiful Environments: 18,494thMost Advanced Public Transport: 20,037thMost Pacifist: 21,248thMost Valuable International Artwork: 23,604thLargest Publishing Industry: 26,890thHighest Food Quality: 27,601st
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Most Politically Free: 106th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Cagadia, a video of Leader wearing shock-blue face paint and smashing an electric guitar in front of a frenzied crowd is on endless repeat on the nightly news.
  • : Following new legislation in Cagadia, veteran cops reminisce over their heavy armor days.
  • : Following new legislation in Cagadia, 4-year-olds are often found reminiscing about the 'good old days'.
  • : Following new legislation in Cagadia, government officials frequently cut taxes as a distraction from antics with their secretaries.
  • : Following new legislation in Cagadia, old folks reminisce about the last time someone was acquitted of a crime.
  • : Following new legislation in Cagadia, students are wary of colorfully decorated new teachers with names like Professor Pipsqueak.
  • : Following new legislation in Cagadia, almost all of the nation's water is piped into the country from abroad for exorbitant prices.
  • : Following new legislation in Cagadia, corporations donate huge sums of money to favored politicians.
  • : Following new legislation in Cagadia, the thin blue line is composed of picketing police officers demanding better pensions.
  • : Following new legislation in Cagadia, saying 'Hi Guys' to a mixed gender group of people at work is a fireable offense.

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