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Most Valuable International Artwork: 4,293rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5,594thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,685th
The Red Commonwealth of
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Tertius Corvi
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Cafu and Malaguay

Population2.954 billion

LeaderTertius Corvi


The Red Commonwealth of Cafu and Malaguay is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Tertius Corvi with a fair hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, smutty television, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.954 billion Malaguayians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cafu. The average income tax rate is 68.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Malaguayian economy, worth 297 trillion cobalts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 100,587 cobalts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure, saying "don't do anything that Tertius Corvi wouldn't do" doesn't exclude a great deal, money grows on trees, and army doctors who come under attack defend themselves by using stethoscopes like nunchaku. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Cafu and Malaguay's national animal is the tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Cafu and Malaguay is ranked 158,052nd in the world and 411th in 10000 Islands for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -1 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 4,293rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5,594thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,685thLeast Corrupt Governments: 6,560thMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,987thNicest Citizens: 9,917thMost Inclusive: 10,114thMost Compassionate Citizens: 10,555thMost Influential: 11,416thHighest Food Quality: 13,036thMost Cultured: 13,953rdTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 15,882ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17,955thSmartest Citizens: 19,025thMost Pacifist: 19,586thLargest Welfare Programs: 19,921stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 20,512thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 20,798thLongest Average Lifespans: 22,410thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 22,706thHighest Poor Incomes: 23,084thMost Scientifically Advanced: 23,315thSafest: 25,840thMost Beautiful Environments: 25,874thLargest Retail Industry: 26,215thMost Developed: 27,152ndMost Advanced Public Education: 27,698thLargest Information Technology Sector: 28,915thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 29,730thHealthiest Citizens: 30,087th
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 32nd in the regionTop
Most Politically Free: 65th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 87th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 91st in the regionMost Extreme: 95th in the region

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