Largest Populations: 15th Most Stationary: 386th Most Influential: 921st
The Particularly Grand Duchy of
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Hand Me the Gun and Ask Me Again
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The Particularly Grand Duchy of Caffeinneburg is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Archduke Mister Chris VI with an iron fist, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, zero percent divorce rate, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 30.814 billion Caffeinneburgians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The tiny government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Administration receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Caffeinneburg City. The average income tax rate is 10.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Caffeinneburgian economy, worth 835 trillion orichalks a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 27,116 orichalks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Parents live in fear of governmental 'child protection' squads, the government is spending billions of taxpayer orichalks to support the Uranium Mining industry, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets, and Caffeinneburg's soft-touch approach to diplomacy has made it known as the 'push-over' of the region. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Caffeinneburg's national animal is the alzabo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Caffeinneburg is ranked 158,780th in the world and 37th in North America for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -25.81 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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Largest Populations: 15thMost Stationary: 386thMost Influential: 921stTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,626thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,885thBest Weather: 2,005thMost Primitive: 2,338thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,195thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,083rdLongest Average Lifespans: 4,815thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 12,341stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 13,921stMost Cultured: 14,998th
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Largest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionMost Primitive: 3rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 3rd in the region

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