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Largest Populations: 14th Most Stationary: 292nd Most Influential: 939th
The Particularly Grand Duchy of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Hand Me the Gun and Ask Me Again
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Superpower
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Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Reasonable
Political Freedom
Few

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The Particularly Grand Duchy of Caffeinneburg is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Archduke Mister Chris VI with an iron fist, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, strictly enforced bedtime, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 31.349 billion Caffeinneburgians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The tiny government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Administration are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Caffeinneburg City. The average income tax rate is 11.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Caffeinneburgian economy, worth 882 trillion orichalks a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 28,152 orichalks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Parents live in fear of governmental 'child protection' squads, the government is spending billions of taxpayer orichalks to support the Uranium Mining industry, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets, and Caffeinneburg's soft-touch approach to diplomacy has made it known as the 'push-over' of the region. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Caffeinneburg's national animal is the alzabo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Caffeinneburg is ranked 176,094th in the world and 46th in North America for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -25.81 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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Largest Populations: 14thMost Stationary: 292ndMost Influential: 939thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,574thTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 2,050thBest Weather: 2,213thMost Primitive: 2,701stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,340thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,287thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,065thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 12,070thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 14,004thMost Cultured: 14,172nd
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Most Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionMost Primitive: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 3rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3rd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 4th in the region

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