by Max Barry

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Largest Populations: 14th Most Stationary: 291st Most Influential: 998th
The Particularly Grand Duchy of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Hand Me the Gun and Ask Me Again
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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The Particularly Grand Duchy of Caffeinneburg is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Archduke Mister Chris VI with an iron fist, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 31.904 billion Caffeinneburgians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The tiny government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Administration are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Caffeinneburg City. The average income tax rate is 10.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Caffeinneburgian economy, worth 904 trillion orichalks a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 28,336 orichalks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Parents live in fear of governmental 'child protection' squads, the government is spending billions of taxpayer orichalks to support the Uranium Mining industry, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets, and Caffeinneburg's soft-touch approach to diplomacy has made it known as the 'push-over' of the region. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Caffeinneburg's national animal is the alzabo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Caffeinneburg is ranked 18,882nd in the world and 11th in North America for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 4,519.14 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

Largest Populations: 14thMost Stationary: 291stMost Influential: 998thTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,565thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,069thBest Weather: 2,206thMost Primitive: 2,514thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,237thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,240thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,111thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 10,171stHighest Economic Output: 11,756thMost Cultured: 13,363rd
Most Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionTop
Best Weather: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Primitive: 3rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 4th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 5th in the region

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