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Caffeinneburg

Population32.947 billion

CapitalCaffeinneburg City
LeaderArchduke Mister Chris VI

Currencyorichalk
Animalalzabo

The Particularly Grand Duchy of Caffeinneburg is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Archduke Mister Chris VI with an iron fist, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, parental licensing program, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 32.947 billion Caffeinneburgians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The tiny government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Law & Order and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Administration are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Caffeinneburg City. The average income tax rate is 10.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Caffeinneburgian economy, worth a remarkable 1,008 trillion orichalks a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 30,597 orichalks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Parents live in fear of governmental 'child protection' squads, the government is spending billions of taxpayer orichalks to support the Uranium Mining industry, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets, and Caffeinneburg's soft-touch approach to diplomacy has made it known as the 'push-over' of the region. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Caffeinneburg's national animal is the alzabo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Caffeinneburg is ranked 167,486th in the world and 52nd in North America for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -27.06 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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Largest Populations: 17thMost Stationary: 276thMost Influential: 1,229thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,599thTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 2,024thBest Weather: 2,053rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,257thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,124thMost Primitive: 4,317thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,023rdTop
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Most Secular: 8,502ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10,283rdHighest Economic Output: 11,413thMost Cultured: 13,344th
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd in the regionBest Weather: 3rd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 4th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 4th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4th in the region

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