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Largest Populations: 8thMost Stationary: 230thBest Weather: 1,959th
The Particularly Grand Duchy of
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Population42.735 billion

CapitalCaffeinneburg City
LeaderArchduke Mister Chris VI


The Particularly Grand Duchy of Caffeinneburg is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Archduke Mister Chris VI with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, smutty television, and ban on automobiles. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 42.735 billion Caffeinneburgians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The relatively small government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Healthcare, Environment, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality and Public Transport are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Caffeinneburg City. The average income tax rate is 22.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Caffeinneburgian economy, worth a remarkable 1,981 trillion orichalks a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 46,363 orichalks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Parents live in fear of governmental 'child protection' squads, the government is spending billions of taxpayer orichalks to support the Uranium Mining industry, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets, and Caffeinneburg's soft-touch approach to diplomacy has made it known as the 'push-over' of the region. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Caffeinneburg's national animal is the alzabo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Caffeinneburg is ranked 118,748th in the world and 26th in North America for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 1,035.42 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

Largest Populations: 8thMost Stationary: 230thBest Weather: 1,959thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,998thMost Influential: 2,319thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,409thTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,192ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,253rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,698thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,740thHighest Economic Output: 9,622ndMost Cultured: 10,176thMost Armed: 11,708thMost Secular: 11,991stMost Rebellious Youth: 12,530thHighest Food Quality: 12,933rdTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 13,430thLongest Average Lifespans: 14,907thSmartest Citizens: 16,168thLowest Crime Rates: 17,982ndHealthiest Citizens: 21,045thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 23,914th
Most Stationary: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionBest Weather: 4th in the regionMost Income Equality: 4th in the regionMost Secular: 5th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 2 » Central Nation and Daya Mig.