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Largest Agricultural Sector: 833rdSafest: 2,269thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,412th
The United Coffee Provinces of
Democratic Socialists
In Mocha Speramus
Influence
Page
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Caffeinetopia

Population6.167 billion

CapitalLatteville
LeaderPresident Cappuccino
FaithThe Church of Coffea Arabica

CurrencyCoffee Bean
AnimalAsian Palm Civet

The United Coffee Provinces of Caffeinetopia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Cappuccino with an even hand, and notable for its public floggings, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 6.167 billion Caffeinetopians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Latteville. The average income tax rate is 89.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Caffeinetopian economy, worth 869 trillion Coffee Beans a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 140,974 Coffee Beans, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The new national mascot has to be wheeled onto the field of play, RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept, foreigners must sell an arm and a leg to afford surgery in Caffeinetopia, and the government supplies ragtag bands of resistance fighters in exchange for vague promises of future payment. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Caffeinetopia's national animal is the Asian Palm Civet, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Church of Coffea Arabica.

Caffeinetopia is ranked 2,269th in the world and 2nd in Cape of Good Hope for Safest, scoring 140.41 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

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Largest Publishing Industry: 2,412thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,850thMost Influential: 3,013thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,945thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,048thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,287thMost Cultured: 6,311thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,085thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,125thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,413thMost Developed: 7,576thHealthiest Citizens: 7,863rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,000thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,356thLargest Governments: 8,517thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 9,085thSmartest Citizens: 9,480thHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,622ndLowest Crime Rates: 9,717thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,946thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,664thMost Beautiful Environments: 10,884thTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,525thMost Inclusive: 14,337thHighest Average Incomes: 16,207thLargest Welfare Programs: 16,455thMost Rebellious Youth: 18,237thBest Weather: 18,473rdMost Subsidized Industry: 19,174thHighest Economic Output: 20,233rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 20,912thMost Efficient Economies: 21,738th
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionSafest: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 4th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 6th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 6th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7th in the regionTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 9th in the regionMost Cultured: 10th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 10th in the regionLargest Governments: 11th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 11th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 11th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 12th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 13th in the regionMost Developed: 13th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 13th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 15th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 15th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 15th in the region

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