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Largest Retail Industry: 35thMost Armed: 42ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 48th
The Conducător of
Corporate Police State
Chi si ferma perduto, mille anni ogni minuto!
Gianfranco Fiore
Influence
Eminence Grise
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Caezar

Population9.164 billion

CapitalFasci e delle Corporazioni
LeaderGianfranco Fiore

CurrencyForza
Animalcommie

The Conducător of Caezar is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Gianfranco Fiore with an iron fist, and renowned for its closed borders, unlimited-speed roads, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 9.164 billion Caezarians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fasci e delle Corporazioni. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Caezarian economy, worth a remarkable 3,788 trillion Forzas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an amazing 413,427 Forzas, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,223,338 per year while the poor average 40,040, a ratio of 55.5 to 1.

The alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, major archaeological findings are frequently bulldozed to make way for new buildings, there's a bright dawn ahead for Caezar, and the government has an entire department dedicated to staring at microscopes and writing down letters. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Caezar's national animal is the commie, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Caezar is ranked 30,922nd in the world and 33rd in The League of Conservative Nations for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 4,745.4 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

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Largest Retail Industry: 35thMost Armed: 42ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 48thHighest Crime Rates: 56thLargest Gambling Industry: 57thFattest Citizens: 69thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 75thMost Avoided: 110thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 162ndMost Corrupt Governments: 172ndMost Efficient Economies: 180thHighest Disposable Incomes: 219thRudest Citizens: 292ndLargest Mining Sector: 385thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 391stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 472ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 564thMost Rebellious Youth: 569thHighest Average Incomes: 635thMost Valuable International Artwork: 790thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 806thMost Ignorant Citizens: 828thLargest Insurance Industry: 909thMost Subsidized Industry: 967thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,121stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,353rdMost Influential: 1,563rdTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 2,877thHighest Economic Output: 2,880thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,960thLargest Governments: 4,015thMost Secular: 5,150thNudest: 5,210thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,755thLargest Black Market: 9,052ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,188thMost Stationary: 10,167thTop
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 15,858th
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Most Stationary: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionNudest: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionRudest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Secular: 4th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 4th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5th in the regionTop
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 11th in the regionLargest Black Market: 13th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Caezar, the government has an entire department dedicated to staring at microscopes and writing down letters.
  • : Caezar endorsed The Democratic Republic of ZanZlan.
  • : Following new legislation in Caezar, there's a bright dawn ahead for Caezar.
  • : Caezar was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of ZanZlan.
  • : Following new legislation in Caezar, major archaeological findings are frequently bulldozed to make way for new buildings.
  • : Caezar voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Access to Abortion".
  • : Following new legislation in Caezar, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit.
  • : Following new legislation in Caezar, the most popular WhoTube videos are ones featuring parodies of iconic songs.
  • : Following new legislation in Caezar, summer science camps are regularly raided by narcotics police.
  • : Following new legislation in Caezar, lawyers are ordering red ink and 'Cease and Desist' rubber stamps in preparation for the return of copyright law.

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