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Largest Retail Industry: 41st Most Armed: 73rd Highest Crime Rates: 76th
The Conducător of
Capitalist Paradise
Chi si ferma perduto, mille anni ogni minuto!
HC Strache
Influence
Eminence Grise
Consul of the Republic
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Caezar

Population6.664 billion

CapitalFasci and Corporations
LeaderHC Strache

CurrencyFreedom
Animalcommie

The Conducător of Caezar is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by HC Strache with an even hand, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, public floggings, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 6.664 billion Caezarians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fasci and Corporations. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Caezarian economy, worth a remarkable 2,277 trillion Freedoms a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 341,798 Freedoms, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,374,726 per year while the poor average 56,871, a ratio of 24.2 to 1.

Mouldy bread is served as an appetizer in many restaurants, takeaway food bought on the weekend now comes with fifty percent more sweat and tears, corrupt Party bureaucrats are being voted out of office in overwhelming numbers, and citizens must inform the government each time they have a haircut. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Caezar's national animal is the commie, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Caezar is ranked 465th in the world and 3rd in The League of Conservative Nations for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring 517.73 on the Hayek Index.

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Largest Retail Industry: 41stMost Armed: 73rdHighest Crime Rates: 76thLargest Gambling Industry: 82ndFattest Citizens: 101stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 104thRudest Citizens: 140thMost Avoided: 162ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 177thMost Corrupt Governments: 297thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 335thHighest Disposable Incomes: 399thLargest Mining Sector: 458thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 465thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 633rdMost Rebellious Youth: 717thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 746thMost Ignorant Citizens: 750thLargest Insurance Industry: 904thHighest Average Incomes: 1,001stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,593rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,684thTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 1,857thMost Influential: 1,932ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,246thNudest: 4,233rdHighest Economic Output: 5,022ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,956thMost Efficient Economies: 6,165thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,908thLargest Black Market: 7,537thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,899thMost Secular: 8,486thTop
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Largest Governments: 9,892ndMost Stationary: 12,516thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 12,582ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,928thHighest Drug Use: 14,954th
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3rd in the regionNudest: 3rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 4th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionTop
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Most Secular: 6th in the regionLargest Black Market: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9th in the regionLargest Governments: 10th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 10th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Caezar was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Secular.
  • : Caezar lodged a message on the The League of Conservative Nations Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Caezar, citizens must inform the government each time they have a haircut.
  • : Following new legislation in Caezar, corrupt Party bureaucrats are being voted out of office in overwhelming numbers.
  • : Caezar was reclassified from "Compulsory Consumerist State" to "Capitalist Paradise".
  • : Following new legislation in Caezar, takeaway food bought on the weekend now comes with fifty percent more sweat and tears.
  • : Following new legislation in Caezar, mouldy bread is served as an appetizer in many restaurants.
  • : Following new legislation in Caezar, sales of fishnet stockings have reached a record high.
  • : Caezar lodged a message on the The League of Conservative Nations Regional Message Board.
  • : Caezar lodged a message on the The League of Conservative Nations Regional Message Board.

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