The Dominion of Caeser is a colossal, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion, suspicion of poets, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 5.272 billion Caeserians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.3%.

The strong Caeserian economy, worth 290 trillion Denariis a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Arms Manufacturing, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 55,058 Denariis, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 171,121 per year while the poor average 13,627, a ratio of 12.6 to 1.

Many friends and relatives of Leader have been given ambassador jobs in tropical island nations, grannies with arthritic hands work miserably on factory production lines, agricultural employees work for peanuts, and parents are fined for sending their children to take out the trash after sunset. Crime is a serious problem. Caeser's national animal is the Giraffe, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Caeser is ranked 255,479^th in the world and 69^th in MHBs New Earth for Most Pacifist, with 24.77 cheeks turned per day.