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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,615th Most Primitive: 5,189th
The United Kingdom of
Father Knows Best State
We are the best chocolate
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Cadburys cream egg

Population148 million

Currencyegg
Animalcream

The United Kingdom of Cadburys cream egg is a very large, cultured nation, remarkable for its ban on automobiles, public floggings, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 148 million Cadburys cream eggians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 29.7%.

The Cadburys cream eggian economy, worth 6.28 trillion eggs a year, is led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 42,455 eggs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Serial killers who are released early distribute death but not their seed, laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts, medical experts advise that those claiming to be medical experts are probably fraudsters, and immersive video game experiences are interrupted by incessant disclaimer pop-ups. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cadburys cream egg's national animal is the cream, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Cadburys cream egg is ranked 82,040th in the world and 35th in Christmas for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring 68.36 on the Hayek Index.

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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,615thMost Primitive: 5,189th
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Cadburys cream egg, immersive video game experiences are interrupted by incessant disclaimer pop-ups.
  • : Following new legislation in Cadburys cream egg, medical experts advise that those claiming to be medical experts are probably fraudsters.
  • : Following new legislation in Cadburys cream egg, laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts.
  • : Following new legislation in Cadburys cream egg, serial killers who are released early distribute death but not their seed.
  • : Following new legislation in Cadburys cream egg, the experimental sculpture "Overtures In Dried Cream Dung" has been declared a national treasure.
  • : Following new legislation in Cadburys cream egg, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police.
  • : Following new legislation in Cadburys cream egg, cold medicines curiously become cheaper when government officials sneeze.
  • : Following new legislation in Cadburys cream egg, plain-clothes police officers follow Dàguó tourists everywhere they go.
  • : Following new legislation in Cadburys cream egg, Cadburys cream egg is increasingly belligerent on the international stage.
  • : Following new legislation in Cadburys cream egg, parents must choose their children's names from a government-mandated master list.

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